Hi, 😊

I'm not complicated nor overly sophisticated, I'm easy to approach but not under the impression that I'm skilled in breaking the ice, I'm respectful at all times and I Try to be a Casanova and chivalrous but find it hard when in the presence of a naked Lady.... then it's leans more toward a scarlet letter.

I'm not gay, bi or even bi-curious in the slightest. It gets assumed regularly but most dicks never read this far, or at all. Is it the hair? no, really. I'm not homophobic and I'm flattered by complements but annoyed by guys awkwardly sticking their dicks near my face, what's with that? like I'm not racist, but occasionally it still flares up in traffic when a taxi cuts me off or a police officer does something entitled or stupid again... my issues with authority I suppose.

To me, the magic only happens when a women walks into the room, especially if she talks dirty.

I'm mostly kinda well educated, background in engineering but not like those snobs who assume to know everything. First thing i've learned was that I'll never know everything so the best is to just have a long list of things you do know how to do. I'm Confidently over a 100 IQ points, just like everyone else is I suppose. a Jack of all trades and a master of all my appendages. I try to choose my words carefully and once I get on a roll about something I've read somewhere, then you'll not get me to shut up, unless you'd spontaneously get undressed. (If the room reads like it then I'd likely be naked first) Think of me as the differential of Mr. Grey over the square root of Sheldon minus the Twilight drama. I constantly get myself into trouble somehow. Must be why..

...I'm single but not by choice, finding a single girl that's open to this lifestyle is like finding a Unicorn, and normies tend to frown on when I get a little too excited and randomly shed my clothes Infront of friends.. If you know someone that likes walks on the beach and stuff, let me know. Obviously I'd not even think to steel another man's lady (besides thinking about it this time), I can appreciate how hard it is to find someone this amazing. Some of us are just hardwired not to, but I'd certainly make her toes curl if you give me half the chance 😜