How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Open mindedness, in my eyes, is the ability to accept the decisions and choices of others, even if the differ from yours, in all walks of life!  

I too, have never faked an orgasm. My problem is usually preventing one too soon. We all have our crosses to bare!

@pib1 I know that but my mini me will need more convincing.

HELL NO!!!!! Let me explain. 

I have given it some thought and have even chatted to you about it before you left and was interested. Since then I have had a bout of kidney stones. Twice now, once while awake, a doctor has used, what can only be described as a fancy piece of bloudraad, with a pair of braai tongs and a go-pro taped on the end to venture down my dick in search of rubble and later an old hose pipe. Apparently I have a restriction near the head which caused a problem. I just think it was my little head saying no ways is all the shit going down my throat. Hence my emphatic response. 

Just thinking of it brings tears to my eyes and my dick has just passed my nuts on their way to my lower abdomen.

@ pib1 I am not sure. If you search by author it should be quick to find. It is also under "fact". Have you tried searching the title "Iced Lolly". It must have been about 4 years ago.

@PoohC I am going to go with the sense of humor here. Dude if those pictures are of you you will have to forgive me for my lack of understanding and sympathy.

For me it is all about the eyes and the smile. At a glance these two features can set my motor running. Another feature I find particularly endearing is her willingness to stay and chat for a while. I imagine after that and the kit starts flying cleanliness would be important.

I have only ever bought a vibrating dildo, one of those in a soft latex covering. She loved it and we used it a lot and at some stage it died. It was a sad moment. If you are interested in what happened to it you can read about it in a story I wrote "Iced Lolly". We did never get any others!

See, now I am not so sure I want such an aggressive approach on my family jewels. A gentle cupping of the nuts with one hand while the other supports and strokes with a persistent licking of the head with an eager tongue is more my style!

and when I fondly stoke sun tan lotion onto it I am accused of playing with myself!

Guilty as charged!

I also like to wonder around in the nude, especially on the boat but I find the sun can be quite harsh. Even the top of my head gets nail these day so I must be loosing thatch off the roof so to speak.

@PIB1 Are you intentionally trying to make your self sound sexy and irresistible or what? 

Well that query is all tied up!

Yes, they were great

yes and no

YES YES YES

Many years ago when I was in my late twenties I spent many an evening at massage parlours or with ladies offering massages. I soon learnt that the better deals, experience and price wise, were from older women. They took their time and seemed to enjoy the time they spent with you. On this particular evening I was scouring the papers for a lady to visit because my then regular was not answering her phone. I came across this ad for a mature woman with an exquisite body offering full body massage. I phoned her, liked what I heard and made an appointment.

I knocked back a whiskey, jumped into the shower, got dressed and then hurtled towards my moment of bliss as fast as my car could carry me.

When she opened the door I was not disappointed. She was older than I had anticipated, about 45 maybe 50, but she was tall and elegant. Dressed in tights and a loose top and had an air of class about her. We chatted for a short while and then went through to the room. She asked me to put the money under the glass on the table and to get undressed and to hop onto the bed and that she would be back shortly.

So there I am laying butt naked when the door opens and in she strides. She then asked if I wanted a towel or would I be happy without one. I told her we can do without and she then lightly slaps me on my arse and tells me to turn over. Now I must tell you that by now anticipation and excitement have taken control of my body somewhat and I am sporting an impressive hard-on, even if I say so myself. She then takes a quick look at it and says, “That’s what I thought. Let’s sort that out first!” She then puts some oil in her hands lets it warm a little and heads straight for my manhood. She covers my balls and dick in oil and proceeds to give me a two handed demonstration of her skills. Not much later I am having one of the quickest orgasms I have ever had. She then says “That’s better. Don’t move I will be back!” So there I am covered from my waist up in cum thinking WTF just happened? It must have taken about 10 min in total and I did not get undressed that quickly.

The door then opens and in comes hurricane hand-job. She has a warm face cloth and proceeds to clean the result of her ministrations, all the while chatting away. Once I was clean she asks me to turn over again and then starts to massage me. It turned out to be one of the best massages I have ever had. 

@PIB are you looking for feedback or specimens?

I have enough disappointments in my life without setting myself up for a bout penile envy. I have got what I have got and it has only once ever let me down and I blamed that on the alcohol consumed prior to the epic failure.

The only time I look at a guys profile is if he says something meaning in chat, has passed a comment of interest or has looked at my profile. That said if I see a bloke with a good physic I can admire it without grossing myself out.

Another light bulb moment is I now know why I can't "dock" my iPhone, it does not have a fore-skin!

Oh and while you are all voting please add a category of "stock standard average"

All good comments Jess. Thanks. Will check that my profile ticks all the boxes.

This is not a rant, just a point to ponder!

I have, on occasion, tried to open a profile only to find I have been blocked and warned not to query it as I will face the might of the mods or some other hidden force. The profile I was trying to look at was new to me and I have, to my recollection, never interacted with the owner of the profile.

My first reaction is WTF but then after thinking about it I accept that the person/persons had their reason and here in lies my point. 

I for one would like to know what caused the blocking. 

I believe the owners of a profile can choose to block profiles they don't want contact from(Not sure if this is the case but I recall reading something like that). If that is the case then say so. "Sorry, you have been blocked as you do not fit one or more criteria." If I have passed a comment which offends, say so. "Sorry, you have been blocked as your comment sucked." I for one would like the opportunity to apologize if it is the latter.

I realize there are individuals that take rejection badly and that it is hard to please all but I believe that most of the members here are stand up folk and can handle the truth and that the community can only grow from strength to strength if we all communicate our desires and are given an opportunity to right our wrongs.

Over, standing by on SH

I am chatting to a woman on here and I made mention of an add she placed on here. She could not recall an add and went to take a look. It was apparently place 4 yours ago. This site is starting to remind me a Windows, "Just launch it and we can make it work later!"

Instead of "name and shame" maybe we can "name and promote" or "note and promote" if it needs to rhyme. A rave review of ones punctuality, general appearance and social etiquette, to name but a few traits, can only improve the chances of singles and couples alike with future encounters.

Boxers/thong and a smile, sorry no pics for you!

To me it is a no brainer. Use condoms. If you are both exclusively committed to the relationship, get tested and take it from there.

My two cents worth. Firstly it is a dark room so watching might not be the main objective. Secondly not being able to see who is in the room or, in fact, how many are in the room makes it, in my mind, unsafe. You will have no idea who is poking what at who or were it had been poking prior to poking you. I imagine the safest way to enjoy the dark room would be with a closed group of trusted swingers.

I consider myself ultra cautious so my thoughts may be way off target for some!

I have always been told to put my best foot forward and my 11 inches is the closest thing to a foot I've got.

PS This statement is not to be taken seriously!

@ kullip_69 Hi there.

 I have read your original post a couple of times and I am still unclear as to what you are uneasy about. "BUT she insists that its just a fuck.I know my wife and the fact that she is not into the whole humiliating thing and she just appreciate me sharing her is the only thing that makes me a bit uneasy about the whole lifestyle."  

Do you want to be cuckolded? If the answer is Yes then I see you might have a problem because she might not be that into it, not being that dominant or into humiliation, but the only step forward, in my mind, is to discuss the situation with your wife and take it from there. And yes you are lucky to have a wife who is not only open to discussing this sort of issue but is also willing to play along!

If you just want to share her so she can have the sexual variety that she seems you enjoy and you want to get pleasure from watching her or hearing about the event at a later date, then i would say you have the close to ideal wife. Ideal would be if she took a break every now and then to get you an ice cold beer!

I wish you all the best.

My 2 cents worth. I am medium hairy all over and keep my nether region trimmed. When shaved it takes on the appearance of a sand trap on a lush fairway, not very inviting!

Tell your playmate you like to shower before you get intimate and tell them you want them to join you. Part of the fore-play!

Ii am with CheapandEasy on this. The initial rules are set out on the profile and advert ie, if you are a single guy who responds to an add asking for couples only. Expect to get shot down in flames. Once a meeting has been arranged I believe the "ladies rule" come into effect.

You learn something every day. I did not know you can place an add or do anything else anonymously. I was lead to believe the anonymous were from members you stopped their profile after placing the add or passing a comment. How do folk expect to get head, or ahead, if potential respondents can't see anything about the people placing the adds? It just makes the mind boggle. I am all for removing the anonymous feature. 

"All those in favour, say I"

Here is a question to redbruce, How can the mods have final say over a verification? What are the criteria for allowing or disallowing a verification? Sorry it is two questions. I am just curious.