I’m overweight, hairy, ugly and unpleasant. I do not like

watching people enjoying themselves. I don’t want to

see your personal gallery. I’m here looking

for a sole mate who wants to have my babies. I cannot

have intelligent conversations and have a small 🍆.

Did I mention that I just love dirty people? Who need

hygiene anyway? So overrated.

Now that you know me, can someone hook me up?