Mildly sarcastic, wildly curious. I don’t drink, but I do enjoy a good mix of honesty, humour, and open-minded fun. Whether you’re a confident couple, a playful unicorn, or someone who just likes colouring outside the lines — let’s keep it respectful, exciting, and drama-free.

Not here for endless chats or job interviews — if you can laugh, communicate, and keep things light but naughty, we’ll get along just fine.