Single | Bi | Curious | Not imaginary (though some say magical)

Hey there, adventurous couples! I’m your charming, cheeky unicorn with a passport full of stamps, a bookshelf full of scandalous fiction, and a closet full of... secrets. 😉

I’m here again because I adore couples—watching your connection, your chemistry, and adding just the right amount of spice to your already delicious dynamic. Think of me as the glittery bonus level to your love life: playful, drama-free, and really good at making Sunday brunch awkward in the best way possible. 🍳🥂

Looking for good vibes, real laughs, respectful energy, and the kind of three-way chemistry that makes rom-coms jealous. If you bring honesty, connection, and a sense of humor, I’ll bring dessert—and no, that’s not a metaphor (but also, maybe it is).

NO SINGLE MEN ⛔🚳