My beautiful wife and I were sitting at a view point one afternoon, staring out over the horizon, as far as the eye can see, which is not very far for me because I’m a bit near sighted, but I try.

As we were sitting there pondering about all the big and small things in life, I asked my wife squinting my eyes “Do you think there are still any single ladies out there that might be interested in being friends with us, or do they all have a ring on it?”. She was quiet for a while, I could see she put a lot of thought into her answer, and then she said “I’m not sure about the world, but most certainly not on the swinging heaven website".

So, if you are a single lady out there feeling adventurous, please contact us so I can show my wife she’s wrong, I’ve never been able to do that. Please no single men.