"Warning: Boredom Alert!

I'm a thrill-seeking (or at least excitement-seeking) guy looking to shake things up. When I'm not busy picking up dog poop and filling in holes to China, I enjoy indulging in a little voyeurism and exhibitionism.

Think of me as a suburban Peeping Tom, minus the creepiness (I hope). I'm not looking for anything too crazy, just some fun, flirtatious, and possibly slightly scandalous adventures.

If you're a fellow thrill-seeker, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, let's get this party started!

Interests: Voyeurism, exhibitionism, and not getting caught.

Dislikes: Being bored, running out of snacks, folk not loving animals.

Let's have some fun!"