About Me: I’m a PrimalCaveman, not your typical modern man who looks like they still came out of their mom's womb a day ago, a hairy beast who’s inspired by the greats like Cousin IT, Pierce Brosnan and Fred Flintstone “Razors? Never heard of ’em!” I skip the Johnson & Johnson’s baby-oil glow and bathe in my backyard mud pit for that true earthy vibe. My garage? A shrine to the Liver King, plastered with posters of primal glory. I’m all about raw strength, instinct, and howling-at-the-moon energy. Ready to spark some caveman chemistry with a fellow wild soul? or get tickeld with my earth infested face bush?

What I’m Looking For: Mostly attention, and to be worshipped. Someone who digs a hairy, untamed man—no shiny babies here!

Interests: Mud baths, moon-howling, and finding treasure in my beard.

Fun Fact: I didn’t wrestle a bear… but then I woke up and it was something else!