Straight White/Caucasian Male, 41
Centurion
12th May 2025 - 31st May 2025
About
No frills no fuss
What you see is what you get.
Looking for single females and couples
No drama
No guys
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*Punctual? Check. Respectful? Check. Built like a brick house with a PhD in pleasure? Abso-freaking-lutely.*
This man showed up whenhesaidhewould. And at the drop of a hat none the less. Impeccably clean, followed every rule like a champ, and brought the kind of… *ahem*… *generous hardware* that makes you question every life choice that led you to *not* inviting him sooner.
And the performance? Let’s just say even my husband was impressed—no small feat. This mountain of a man didn’t just meet expectations, he *crushed* them (and maybe a few other things too).
Worth an invite? Honey, he’s the reason the word “invite” was invented. The aftereffects? Let’s just say I’m writing this review while walking like a cowboy who just won the rodeo. **10/10, would repeatedly recommend—with a side of ice packs.**