I’m a married woman who tries hard to resist my craving for younger, good looking men, but it’s a losing battle. Especially when it’s men who are into MILFs.

I’m only attracted to, and interested in hearing from White/Caucasian guys who are strictly straight, upmarket, tall, conventionally good looking, fit and young enough to make this ‘Mrs Robinson/Stifler & Stacy’s mom’ fantasy a reality.

If your profile is deliberately vague and you’ve purposely left out details to deceive, then enough said. Don’t bother making contact. Also be prepared to send pics to prove you hit the mark or expect radio silence. This is non-negotiable. And creating new profiles with different names, after you’ve been ignored or blocked, again and again, is not a great way to win me over.

I’m not into anything that requires a safe word and still on the fence with regards to meeting couples.

I can’t host, and I’m not interested in random, last minute car park hookups or risqué meetings in dodgy places. Also, if you’re not located nearby enough to meet, should the opportunity arise, let’s not waste each other’s time. I’m not after penpals.

Discretion goes without saying, as my spouse knows nothing of my lustful hankering for younger men, and it must stay that way for this naughty, bored milf.

I work. Yes, I am not a kept woman. So I’m not able to get through all my mail every time I’m online and I tend to lose interest when messaging back and forth repeatedly (I hate admin). If you are pushy 🚩and make a pest of yourself, you’re on a roll to ensuring you get blocked. I’m friendly and warm to a point - but don’t push me. There are PLENTY of fish in the SH ocean so don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

IF there’s a genuine interest from my side, you’ll be the first to know.

I am not desperate to rack up a body count, so woo me, give me a reason to do a double take. Dick pics don’t count. Even less so if you include an open toilet bowl in the pic or use a toilet paper roll holder to measure your member.

And no answer, is an answer too x