I'm a 34yo, white guy who takes life easy (at least since I've been divorced-about 4y already, fuck!). I'm actually a bit out there and not at all what you would call a follower of mainstream thought. You would NEVER say I'm a CA. So, let's never talk about that again!

I'm healthy, fit (but not the gym, jog, kinda fit, but rather just always doing shit with my dogs, and hitting golfballs, searching for aloe, etc... My build is normal, call it athletic ;-) 

I'd rate myself an 8.5 or a 9, but realistically probably a more a 7 or an 8 LOL

I also try joking sometimes

Current status:

Divorced and horny as fuck. Feels like I've been single for years, and that's because it's true. So fucking tired, of the fake-ass people and repetitive mating rituals at clubs, pubs and stuff. 

I just need a mutually satisfying fuck without hassles every now and then. And just as one hand washes the other, I will be there to satisfy your need to be fucked in every way you please ma'am.

ATM I'm basically celibate (and that's just totally unacceptable, wouldn't you agree?) I like sex in plenty of different ways. I wouldn't say I'm a fuck god, sex addict or heavily into anything too fetishy. But I do like new and hard core pleasurable things.

There are some no-nos, but they we can discuss. 

**** Drop me a mail anytime should you want an introductory bang. The need for a few decent fucks soon is overwhelming! **** 

PS - What do you like i.t.o. style of sex, and type/ look of partner?