... maybe I'll tell maybe I won't . Lol who knows hey....

Screw that lol

With this mouth that won't happen. I'm witty, a bit shy in the beginning but only a little. So Afrikaans but get by in Ingels, obviously fluent when irritated or fuse blows lol

Yes I don't milf too bad. Could probably start a high school soon but nope "die melk baardjie" not quite my thing. I'm sure...I double checked ..um ..twice

I like a dad bod type guy that's down to earth and makes me laugh. Sex is one of my hobbies I'm too horny for my own good.

Live in the northern suburbs of cape town..hint... Jack doesn't live there anymore. When I moved here I was utterly shocked to find out the girls here get knuckle dusters for their bday.

So I don't venture too far from home.

My self defense go to attitude is a 40 something gangster antie look on my face and I talk like a skollie hoping no one sees me hyper ventilating while walking away looking like a guilty dealer from the 90s

Other than that I don't like boring meets and I love getting treats. I don't mind making friends but keep in mind that I am a bit of effort.. ek spread net soos botter as ek surprises kry. O ja en ek kan Baie lekker pielsuig en so aan.

Nou ja vat so... ons sien maar wat gebeur neh