I'm actually only interested in the women. A guy can fuck me as long as I'm eating 😺. If this isn't you then I'm not replying, sorry.

Stuck unable to reply to messages, cum find me: same name, different platforms. Capital N, capital B.

No cheaters: this means your partner has to be consensual to this.

Don't bother if you can't host please. Because I can't.

I'm a fake extrovert who enjoys a good chat and a laugh. Extra jolly after an edible.

I'm a huge flirt. But really bad at actually asking you out or understanding your signals so please be blunt. I fall in love with any woman who smiles at me.

I'm in love with my gorgeous body, it's rather very extremely large, so kindly move along if that's not your thing. But it is really gorgeous. # just saying.

Married to my best friend with two beautiful children. So I don't host. ENM.

You need to make me feel the feels to fuck me. If the chemistry isn't there then the sex is blah. I'm too old to fake it.

420👌🏻

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Coffee 👌🏻

All music 👌🏻

Excessive alcohol👎🏻

Cigarettes👎🏻

Vape 👌🏻

Consent is sexy. Sexual health is sexy. Being safe is sexy. Being kind is sexy. Racism and bigotry are not sexy. Colonialism is not sexy. #lgbtqia+ #bipoc #translivesmatter #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine