Please take the time to read my profile.

IMPORTANT

As most punters here seem to be either illiterate or have the attention span of an Amoeba, lets establish some basic ground rules.

If I am online, I am breathing - So no need to enquire as to my health.

You have visible profile pics, business end and face (both preferably clean shaved)

Are in/or going to be visiting Durban and surrounds and would like to Fuck me, by all means contact me

If none of the above hold, your bus has already left and you missed it!

No profile pic, no reply to messages or meets

I communicate only on this site and definitely not on any other personal media sites.

Random friend requests imply that you are too lazy to read this profile, ergo, you will be a lazy lover, nee dankie

If you would like to be my friend, I am complimented, but bear in mind I do not become friends with anyone until we have met.

As the mind is the most powerful sexual organ, I expect my potential lovers to be able to assimilate and comprehend the contents of this profile.

Am I a convincing TV?

"YES!!!!" I get told I look like a TV all the time.

Why I am on this site?

For uninhibited kinky adult fun.

NOT to chat, send endless messages, or pander to frustrated pic collectors!

I use the Chat Room purely for "window shopping purposes" to set up future meets, and not to pursue inane chats like "how are you?" etc, etc!

Dick pics, nice to gauge potential, however I have never been able to identify someone in public if the only identifier I have is a dick pic?

BTW, I am also the proud owner of a cock so know what they look like.

If you have got this far, well done, you are one of the rare few who think wirh the big head, I like that, lots 😊