Please take the time to read my profile.

If you would like to be my friend, I am complimented, but bear in mind I do not become friends with anyone until we have met.

As the mind is the most powerful sexual organ, I expect my potential partners to able to assimilate and comprehend what is written below.

Am I a convincing TV?

"YES!!!!" I get told I look like a TV all the time.

Why I am on this site?

For uninhibited kinky adult fun.

NOT to chat, send endless messages, or pander to frustrated pic collectors!

I use the Chat Room purely for "window shopping purposes" to set up future meets, and not to pursue inane chats like "how are you?" etc, etc!

IMPORTANT!!! No Pic, No Poke!! Not negotiable, and probably no reply to any messages.

Random friend requests prior to any meet indicates a person who is too lazy to bother reading my profile, so probably a lazy lover, no thankyou.

Dick pics, nice to gauge potential, however I have never been able to identify someone in public if the only identifier I have is a dick pic?

BTW, I am also the proud owner of a cock so know what they look like.

If you have got this far, well done, you are one of the rare few who think wirh the big head, I like that, lots.