Mr & Mrs Dickem Down – Official Bio

Finally… Mr Dickem Down has locked down the long-awaited Mrs Down.

Yes, we’re on a swingers platform, but for fuck’s sake, bring a sense of humour and a personality with you.

We’re here for real connections – might end up in bed, might end up lifelong friends, business partners, drinking buddies, or whatever the hell else clicks. Be yourselves, take five minutes to actually chat, and let’s see what happens. If we’re good enough to fuck, we’re damn sure good enough for a civil conversation first. Effort gets results.

Hard lines (respect them or keep scrolling):

Mr is 100% straight. Not gay, not bi, not curious, not interested in men AT ALL. Single guys and pushy dudes – do NOT make it weird.

We only play with Caucasian couples. That’s our preference, no debate, no offence taken or given – just clarity so nobody wastes time.

We play together, always. No solo play, no exceptions.

About us: Mr: 38, Caucasian, high standards, treats everyone with respect.

Mrs: 43, Caucasian, my perfect match, a walking mystery you’ll want to solve (slowly).

Both clean-shaven, obsessive about hygiene, safe, tested, and drama-free.

We’re down-to-earth, non-judgemental, and refuse to be judged. How we do one thing is how we do everything – thoroughly and well.

We love touch, we love sex, we love watching and being watched, and most of all… we love each other.

A few shades of freaky. Zero disappointment. Clear intentions. No strings. No childish games.

If you’re a fun, attractive, Caucasian couple who can laugh, flirt, respect boundaries, and show up looking and smelling like you actually give a damn… say hello.

Life’s too short for bad sex and boring people.

Mr & Mrs Dickem Down 😈