I am presently experiencing life at a rate of severe wtf's per hour 🤪

We've all been eating under the belt since the 70's...y'all need to stay woke! 😋😉

I wana ride yr face until u hv a speech impediment 😋😝

Don't come at me with 'no strings attached' that's a guy code for 'I'm emotionally retarded but your vagina sounds neat' 🙄🙈😉

Masturbation is the only thing that isnt taxed, regulated or illegal.

That's your 'freedom'.

You are free to go 'FUCK yourself. 😋

How to respond to those unwanted dic pics!

'My vagina has literally neve been so dry...congratulations! 😬🤣

Asking for a friend....is there a cure for sex addiction?

I've tried fucking everything 🤣🤪😳

If u hv read the above....we r now engaged 💍,  don't wana hear another fuckin word....love u baby 🤣🤣🤣