Any ladies with beautifully large clits or lips keen to experience pussy pumping (not limited to ladies with these amazing attributes, but the results are just ❤️❤️ for them!).

Can host at hotel this week in JHB, or back in Cape Town next week. Or flexible on all other times. But come over... chat, relax, get soaped down and then lay back on the bed and we can start pumping you. As it takes anything from 35 to 75 minutes for the results, generally I like to give a warm oil massage whilst you enlarge under the pump... can include oral, rimming etc in it too whilst we pump if you want.

When the pump is off, a final clitoral and pussy massage and then it's your call.

Let me know. I know it's not for all ladies, but the adventurous, we can show you a WHOLE new world of pleasure. Can use toys on you too if you like that.

wondered too, as often in JHB and can schedule meetings before and after.

Perhaps best to arrange a meet. Would defs go if you're going PoohC

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Always keen.

great. we just need someone closer to host and we have a party!

No takers? 🙁

I've had a fantasy for years to be DP'd by two nice big cocks at once. Tried finding a gay couple, but never worked out, so now looking for two guys (gay or bi) for a 3some together to fulfill my fantasy.

Fantasy is as follows:

I get stripped down and put on my knees to suck both cocks. In this fantasy I'm very submissive and there to pleasure the lovely cocks. Sucking them together for a while, perhaps whilst the guys also finger or use toys on my ass to prep for the assault about to come. And then when both cocks are nice and hard, I get put on all fours, given some poppers, and you guys take turns fucking me, whilst I suck the other, rotating and changing places until it's time for the fantasy of taking two cocks at once, with you both sliding in and fucking me together.

So if you're a top bi or gay guy and keen to help me realise this, let me know and I can suss out the replies and get us altogether. Ideally if one could host, that simplifies things hugely.

Looking forward to hopefully making this a reality shortly.

Haha, I just had an incredibly rude post (IN ALL CAPITALS 🤣) on my profile by a couple called HOTSPORTS for, wait for it, liking one of their pics. Yep, one of their pics that was in the gallery tab I was flicking through. You know, where it goes from pic to pic of "trending" images. So I liked it, it was a nice looking pic. No comments (dont comment unless I read profile ironically).

And oh boy, did they / she / he / "they?!" write on my profile kakking me out. And then the famous "block", so my right of reply was removed, on my own page.

So might as well share it here:

What miserable people. If you do not want people to LIKE your pictures which pop up in the GALLERY tab as trending, SANS profile text, disable the function for specific profiles.

Instead of being an absolutely awful type of person that really makes a fantastic, friendly, respectful site like this worse, perhaps learn that a LIKE is actually a compliment. If you are so miserable that you do not want this, DISABLE it.

I'd love to go back and remove my likes, because no matter if I think you look good in a pic now, knowing you are a miserable, sad, rude as fuck person, you're so unattractive I wish there was a DISLIKE button, but you pulled the ultimate pathetic "block" after having a rant.

I could always DELETE your comment, but it would put me on the same pathetic level as yourself, so I'll leave it here so others can have a good laugh at how there's always a "you" (HOTSPORTS) in every type of society.🤣