The villain of your wet dreams

I Eat it for My Pleasure

Joejhb

Available exclusively during business hours — because evenings and weekends are for pretending I’m responsible.

I’m a fun, quick-witted gent who enjoys good company, good laughs, and the kind of chemistry that doesn’t require a long email chain to confirm. A little chat, maybe a coffee to see if we spark, and if we do… I’ll happily take care of the hotel booking.

Clean-shaven, circumcised, and appreciative of partners who take pride in their hygiene and grooming — a neatly trimmed situation earns bonus points.

I love the simplicity of meeting at a hotel, enjoying each other, and then going back to our regularly scheduled lives. If that vibe works for you, you’ve probably just found your guy.

If you’re on a basic profile, send a like — if the feeling’s mutual, I’ll message you.

Cleanliness and hygiene is key, neatly trimmed or clean shaven will go a long way.

Love the idea of meeting at a hotel, having some fun and carrying on with life. If that arrangement works for you then I'm your guy.

Unfortunately I do not see blacks, just a personal preference