• Fairly adventurous, fairly naughty, very trusting (of each other), very open, very-much-not looking to receive quasi-literate messages from single guys who have no pics and can only offer us crude and rapey one-liners. While we do understand that making first contact may be a brief exchange to test the water, since writing an essay to no response can seem an awful waste of time, if you can't (or won't) provide photographic evidence that you're human or, at best, a human under 50... or, if you make minimal attempt to engage with us both as a unified entity (aka a "couple") (whether part-conversationally, part-intellectually, part-erotically or otherwise) then, well, it's probably better that you float on by. 

To those whose eyes aren't yet rolling from the above less-than-sensual diatribe: "Hello!"

We're looking for similar-aged (not too strict, but there's an upper limit) and demographic (strict) couples with no hang-ups who are chilled and capable of a lively-enough conversation so that the underlying reason for us meeting might perhaps in effect become blurred by general social chemistry. Hot and hedonistic are a plus, but preferably not too transparently over-confident in this lifestyle. There's nothing at all wrong with experience but we'd hate to feel like just another notch on your swinging bedpost. Singles, we're more fussy but open to chatting and finding the right person. Private parties for 6 to 10 would be ideal really, but they seem to be rather rare. Other than that, let's see what comes our way before we draw deep lines in the sand.