Are you in the mood for fun and games? I am passionate and wet, wet, wet!

• Please don't wink me! Don't be so lazy, write an appropriate note. I delete all the winks before I go through my mail.

• Do not invite me to your album if I do not ask you.

• No guys younger than 30, please.

• If you are a married man playing alone, go play somewhere else.

• If you are a man who is in a relationship or married and have a sideline girl you tag along, please leave me alone.