Long read, but please do read.

First off, guys, i have a rather decent tool. I know how to use it, and the mrs absolutely adores it. So please, for the love of god, we will ask when we want to see what your cock looks like. I cannot be any clearer on this. Having single gents over, is not out of the question, but please have some decency and respect.

We are a couple who consider ourselves as upmarket in spirit. We love the outdoors, camping and frequently travel. We enjoy good company, good food and even better playtime. We travel and host. We currently play same room, but are open to different room experiences with the right person/couple. We are by no means models, but we do try and keep ourselves in fairly decent shape. If our body's do not interest you, no offence taken, but we're also not into body shaming, and this will defenitely get you on the blocked list. We are not full of $h!t, but we also do not settle for everything and anything. If we are not interested, please do not be offended. Due to parental and work responsibilities, planning playtime is essential. We do every now and again have unplanned free time and might then decide to do something spontanious, but this is by no means a definite and any and all play should be considered as planned.

We absolutely despise generic, and half hearted messages. Please use time and effort in sending messages. Im not saying you should write a love story, but a well though of message speaks volumes. Mr is on the chat rooms often, scouting, chatting and maybe sometimes looking for possible playdates. Mrs doesn't like chatting, so she does not really go onto the rooms. If you see me there, say hi. Im not bothered by private messages, but do block people who say annoying things like "i'm so horny" or "i'd like to fuck your wife. It will absolutely get you a shortcut to the blocked list.

About us:

Mrs J:

Is original and only sub of Master R. We only express b&d of the bdsm dynamic. She is not a slave, nor will she be treated as one. She is only sub to Master R and may perform under Master R's instruction/permission. A clasy, elegant, well looked after lady who lights up any room she walks into and the life of a party. Certainly not a walk over. She prefers clean shaved ladies/gents, but neatly trimmed is also acceptable. She is not into gents with long beards, but a fellow with a neatly trimmed beard is also acceptable. She likes hunky guys, not gym junkies, with a sense of humour who is able to gently seduce her in a flirtish, stylish though humble way. Tall dark and handsome, who knows how to treat a lady, knows his way around the bed, and don't get stage fright, and same applies to ladies. Gents, please have a decent sized tool, and, be able to keep it up for the whole performance. When in the mood, she becomes nympho, and nothing is more offputting than a gent struggling to keep it up.

Mr R:

I'm a decent guy, who likes great conversation. I have a bit of a dad bod, but also try and keep it in shape. I like the simple things in life. I also like my ladies/gents clean shaven or neatly trimmed. Yes, im bi. No, i wont try my luck if your straight. I respect boundaries and do not even try overstepping them. Oh, and even though I don't struggle to keep Mr upright, I always take some blue pills, just for incase! You never know what might happen - Gents, take note. I have a decent sized tool, not too big, not too small, with the right amount of girth. Consider it being about 6 - 7 inches. I have a thing for ladies with long, streching legs. Black or red hair is also a thing for me. I am not a sex machine, and by that i mean, i love the foreplay. In fact, both me and the mrs like the sexyness of foreplay. It turns us on incredibly.

For those still reading, thank you for taking the time to read this. Hopefully, it will lead to epic times.

Regards,

Master R and Baby J.