Mr Dickem Down has finally Dicked her down. Changes will be made on the profile. The below still stays the same. This is a Swingers connection platform, but FFS have a little humour! Get a little crazy get to know the couple on the other end, might not be sexualy compatible but we just might turn out to be best friends, business partners or What the fuck ever. Be yourself and take some time to chat to the author of the Bio or.. If your interests are that limited due to time constraints or whatever pass us by. If the couple is good enough for your bed, surely its worth a civil conversation . Efforts end in results. 

NOTICE: Mr is not Gay, Bi, Bi-Curious or Interested in Men!!!! Guys, please respect this choice and do go making Shit uncomfortable for others.

First and foremost!!! Hygiene, Safety, and comfort ability is key and non negotiable! Must be fully shaved.

Mr is 38 years old, Caucasian,  Male, and always up for a good time, has a high value for himself and treats everyone with the same respect. Mrs is 43 , Caucasian and a mystery but she fits with me perfectly. Our needs wants and likes are aligned, and we dont play alone.

We enjoy life and all its litte adventures, we are down to earth and humble, Iwe don't judge and we refuse to be judged by mortal Man.

How we do one thing is how we do everything.

We love touch and we love SEX...and most importantly we love one another..

We are a down to earth couple.

Disappointment is not something that you would get with us.

We are a few shades of freaky. 

We are here for the naughty behind it alll..

no strings

Clear intentions no childs play.