CunningTongue's Forum Posts

Forum Virgin

17 Sep 2014

Look, I have been known to use my personality as a form of contraception, but there are few genuine swingers on here or other similar sites. There are lots of 419 scammers, cheating spouse and my pet peeve - all talk, but no show. At the risk of being called zenophobic can we not limit this website to South Africans only? It is called Swinging Heaven South Africa. I feel this is a reasonable request based on section 2.1 of the Terms of Use (I can be an anal retentive geek, when I need the fine print to work for me). Sure the cut n paste fine print defined under the terms of use do prattle on about falling under UK law and would stand about as much chance, under SA law, as Riva in Oscar's toilet. For those of you that have not read it, let me quote just section 2.1" Swinging Heaven South Africa is a website dedicated to swinging. It is completely free to register as a member of this site. On this site you'll find a personals system, a forum message board, web cams, a live chat room, swinging advice and information on all matters relating to swingers across South Africa." I did not see Nigeria, Canada, Ghana, Southern England, Germany et al. Just Souf Africa. I must admit from personal experience, the admin staff do take the reported stuff seriously, deleting & blocking the scammers quicker than a Nigerian can tell you you have won the lotto. Now, to the Nigerians legally in SA, who take umbrage, may I point out that, you are the only country in the world that has a government department for the 419 scam. France has Champagne, SA has Rooibos and Nigeria has The 419 Scam. You also have Ebola, please don't export either to us here in South Africa and we will try and keep that philandering ex goat herder and Nkandla Graft in South Africa. I digress, my original request is to limit this site to those with SA IP Adresses only. To those who are watching Netflix via a VPN illegally, sorry for you. Can we have Swinging Heaven for South Africans only? That's my stir of the pot, feel free to post comments and generally do your thing under UK law.

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CunningTongue

Forum Virgin

3 Nov 2012

Everyone knows where there is a rumour there is fact and intent to make it a reality. As a Johannesburg based swinger I have had my best experiences here in the Eastern Cape. Now that I have decided to move where the action is so to speak, I find that the locals prefer 'Foreign Friends With Benefits' Whilst I am a single male who has been able to use his personality as a form of contraception, I can attest to the fact that there are in fact like-minded folk who have parties in the Eastern Cape area. So we either need to commercialise it as is the case with Cape Town, Durban, and Johannesburg or be like Pretoria and become a Private Party Paradise. Personally I think Pretoria is SA's best example of the local community, not unlike us in Eastern Cape, who have a wonderfully active swinging community. Outwardly like us here in the Eastern Cape no one is a swinger. What Pretoria does have is a few folk who take charge and orgy-nise play time. They also have more than a few nutters, paedophiles and folk that take loving pets a tad too literally. I am going to use a Rugby analogy here, we require a coach to get us here in the Eastern Cape to Touch, Pause & Engage. The question is who will get in Touch, Pause to plan a party, so we can Engage. Fortunately the best man for the position as our swing coach is a woman and as we know in swinging circles what the woman say goes. So to the Boadicea who steps up to the plate, remember Port Elizabeth is really the Mother city, it takes 9 months to for anything to happen and the Eastern Cape is famous for Elephants who have a 2 year gestation period. The territory is full of lip service and like a lover who is inept at oral, we know the lips move, but nothing happens. So LeeEC your mission should you accept it is to Touch, Pause & Engage.

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