I’m 33, bi-curious, very naughty, and open-minded enough to make your grandma clutch her pearls. I’m here to explore, experiment, and enjoy—preferably with people who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”… but I’ll make exceptions if you’re exceptionally hot.

I’m the kind of person who reads the menu after ordering dessert, wears lingerie as outerwear, and thinks “vanilla” should only describe ice cream—not sex. If you’re fun, flirty, and have at least one safe word (bonus points if it’s something ridiculous like “kumquat”), we’ll get along just fine.

Looking For:
Couples, singles, and spicy unicorns who are DTF (Down To Frolic—get your mind out of the gutter… or leave it there, actually). Must be drama-free, showered, and ready to get weird—in the best possible way.

Let’s make questionable decisions together and blame it on the moon 🌕😉