We’re a married couple who enjoys living healthy and making questionable life choices. We’re new to this, so lower your expectations accordingly.

Looking for a fun, sane couple. No drama, no circus acts. Just normal people - or at least as “normal” as two grown adults on a website looking for other grown adults to do questionable things with can possibly pretend to be.

Just a heads-up

I’m normal - my wife is the problem.

She’s ridiculously picky about physical appearance - think Gordon Ramsay, but for faces.

Our ideal couple:

Healthy, attractive, newish and fun.

If you both look like you willingly drink water and occasionally eat a vegetable, we’re already impressed.

Bonus points if the guy doesn’t smoke cigarettes.

(Our checklist makes unicorn-hunting look like a casual hobby)

This is our second account. No, we’re not dodging anyone. We just can’t log into the first one because apparently technology hates us.