PS I’m no longer making rookie mistakes. Learned my lesson the hard way, so now I’m applying that knowledge like a pro. No more “oops” moments, just clear boundaries 🧚🏻‍♀️✨.

And yes, this About is long. Because clarity is important. If reading a few paragraphs feels like work, trust me the emotional labour required to deal with you would’ve been worse 😭.

A HEADS UP
I never message first. So if you’re keen, you’ll need to make the move 𓍢ִ໋🫧˚˖.

Also, just to manage expectations, I barely survive chatting for a few hours, let alone days. Weeks? Months? Yoh, you’ll absolutely get ghosted 😭. I’m not emotionally equipped for paragraph marathons. I’m currently based in the tragically uneventful Free State (yes, I live here…send help), so if you're looking for long-term chat therapy, I respectfully bow out. 😂

WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

I’m into deep sexy vibes, mostly with bisexual women, and MF couples who want a bisexual girl 🧚🏻‍♀️✧˚. 🫧˚˖.

MF duos only work for me when I’m engaging with the woman or both of you directly. If I’m only hearing from him while she’s “around,” I’m out. No pretending, no proxies.

If it’s not mutual from the start, I’m out 🫧˚.

Mutual attraction matters. You can’t fake chemistry, it’s either there or it’s not ✧˚.🧚🏻‍♀️.

At the end of the day, I’m here to give a 10/10 experience, something connected, memorable, and satisfying 𓍢ִ໋🫧˚˖.

BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME

💅🏽✨.

I only respond to people I can realistically meet. Unless you’re flying me out or pulling up with a driver, don’t hold your breath 🫧˚.

I don’t host or accommodate, just so we’re clear!!!! ˖𓍢ִ໋.

Be ready to exchange clear recent pics.

Your profile should have the basics:
• Clear unfiltered full-body photos 🦢・₊.
• A real sense of who you are. Vouches or references, big bonus 🧚🏻‍♀️🌷͙֒.
• Proper communication. If you message me with “wyd,” “hey sexy,” or anything generic like “Hi, how are you?”, “I like your profile,” or “I want to get to know you,” don’t expect a reply.

A FEW CLARIFICATIONS

.˖𓍢ִ໋. 🫧

While I do not identify as a size queen, I do have a clear preference for men who are 20cm and above. Mentally, spiritually, physically, it takes serious length and girth to get through this phat arse. If you’re not swinging, don’t even start ringing 🦢・₊ 𓍢ִ໋.

If thick curvy women aren’t your thing, keep it moving respectfully. I’m not for everyone and I’m cool with that 🧚🏻‍♀️✧˚.

I know exactly who I’ll let smash, and it’s based on mutual energy not pity. I know what I like, what turns me on, and I don’t entertain people just to be nice 🌷͙֒.

If you’ve ghosted, flaked, talked big then bailed…this is about you, don’t spin the block. That was your shot 𓍢ִ໋🫧˚˖.

Same if I ghosted you for being weird, pushy, cringe or unserious. I don’t owe you another chance 🧚🏻‍♀️🌷͙֒.

Friend requests only if we’ve met in real life. If we’ve had play dates, even on my old profile, go ahead and add me. I’ll know who you are 🦢・₊ 𓍢ִ໋🫧˚˖ ♡₊˚.

we haven’t met face-to-face, you’re not getting into my private album.