I’m always impressed when a guy has two or three completely different dicks on his profile. Sadly I only have the one.

Don't you just wanna smile when people start off by calling themselves kinky or open-minded, and then immediately follow up with what they won’t consider?

And guys, don’t advertise how wonderful you are by running the other guys down. It’s cheap.

(It’s not in my usual repertoire, but if you’re curious about having a "helpless experience" ask to be invited to my Bondage folder.)