So apparently we need to include our horoscope sign according to some...... 

Since we have no interest in such things I have to venture a guess..... 

Hubby Sign:

I know that sometimes the wife and a few other ladies might I add ?, would call out - oh god, oh god, yesyessssssss! 

So maybe my sign is "oh god!?" 

Wife Sign:

Sexy Fun Goddess with weird superpowers _ can make men and women yell "I'm coming!" without asking them to come..... 

Oh, she just explained they yell "I'm cumming!" not coming..... - makes sense now. 

She still has superpowers though! And she is fun! 

Hope that clears up the horoscope crap...... 

Now back to what needs to be said:-

Ok, so let me be clear before you read how awesome we are:-

We are not "upmarket" - the "upmarket" couples we met so far did not impress. 

We definitely are "in shape" 

Our shape is basically slightly on the fuller side of life

We have every diet book ever written but do prefer our recipe books

In winter time we look respectable only because everybody wears thick clothing

Summertime we are poofy, happy and fun

We love our life and the friends in it

xxx

UPDATE!!

Wife threatened to do me harm should I not come clean on the below, so here goes....

Married couple

Hubby built like a Roman God,(If you get old round Roman Gods) With a boep....... 

Hung like a horse,( Smallish, well, tiny horse....)

filthy stinking rich, (Blatant lie!)

Hair to die for - this includes chest hair and a bit around the knuckles.(Kinda true)

Wifey built so-so.(Pics to prove it)

She is the life of the party - especially after the second glass of wine..... ?

Grateful to have married me. (Yep)

Bring beer on command. (About as true as hung like a horse)

Always cook the perfect meal.(I say nothing more...)

Back to reality

We are your average white, middle aged couple, DD free (expect the same) do not have too many hang-ups - like having a good time with friends. Respect is very important for us - we will not cross your boundaries and expect no less in return.

First step would be a coffee date - we like coffee!!

As for Single Guys - same as before - go away, no really - far away!