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He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids! lol
Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?
So we going down in SDMR's Audi? Drop us off at the entrance while you go find parking? lol
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He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids! lol

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
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He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids! lol

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
That is at least THREE changes of panties . .
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Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

It is a Merc. CLK 63 AMG
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Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

It is a Merc. CLK 63 AMG
Sexy car that... It shunts like a bitch! Nice choice!
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So we going down in SDMR's Audi? Drop us off at the entrance while you go find parking? lol

You guy's are beginning to make me wonder if you are on drugs (you know RITTALIN) Ride your bikes, find out who is faster, the rest of us will fill you both in on the events of the day . . . . . if you arrive
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He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids! lol

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
That is at least THREE changes of panties . .
And for a spare set of pants if PIB 1 doesn't want to give back our pants.
The awesome foursome will become the grusome twosome if we don't arrive! And we wont arrive, we will cum!!! lol
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He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids! lol

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
That is at least THREE changes of panties . .
And for a spare set of pants if PIB 1 doesn't want to give back our pants.
Dude, you better hope you can fit yours under your seat . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The awesome foursome will become the grusome twosome if we don't arrive! And we wont arrive, we will cum!!! lol

The rest of us have pretty much figured that you two won't arrive, you'll be too busy trying to prove who has the "bigger" toy . .. but not to worry, I will still give you guy's detailed feedback .. . . .
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Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

It is a Merc. CLK 63 AMG
Sexy car that... It shunts like a bitch! Nice choice!
It does and gets a lot of panties wet when they ride with me. lol :lol:
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Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

It is a Merc. CLK 63 AMG
Sexy car that... It shunts like a bitch! Nice choice!
Yip, the 6.3 AMG in whatever form is a special piece of engineering brilliance.
It does and gets a lot of panties wet when they ride with me. lol :lol:
Come-on guy's . . . you make this too easy . . . . .
Pity I cant upload a movie clip here. It is about stamina's pic he has to send.
... I wonder what I'm gonna get out of this .... Ok, well I think I will now point out that at no point did I promise anyone could "go" first, second or anywhen, ha ha... You should all know by now that your toys are not what I will find most impressive.... I'm a "Blade" girl anyway :twisted: I'm perusing pictures, I want to see what you all have to offer.... lol put your best bits forward!
Hmmm.... not very impressed....
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Hmmm.... not very impressed....

Over what now? Do you need me to unlock my private pics?
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... I wonder what I'm gonna get out of this ....
Ok, well I think I will now point out that at no point did I promise anyone could "go" first, second or anywhen, ha ha...
You should all know by now that your toys are not what I will find most impressive.... I'm a "Blade" girl anyway :twisted:
I'm perusing pictures, I want to see what you all have to offer.... lol put your best bits forward!

Yes, it is true that at no point did you promise anyone could go first, because you @LeeEC were never involved in the so called pecking order, that is a thing among the boys . . . . . . . (and so it shall stay) :bs:
@Stamina, we don't want to hear what you have to say here, or you @Georgeous . . . .
Now, @LeeEC to answer your question of what you are going to get out of this, well firstly, very popular with the people reading the way the rest of us are carrying on here, and second, HIGHLY amused no doubt . . . . . wink
hey, anyone seen Voyer lately?
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... I wonder what I'm gonna get out of this ....
Ok, well I think I will now point out that at no point did I promise anyone could "go" first, second or anywhen, ha ha...
You should all know by now that your toys are not what I will find most impressive.... I'm a "Blade" girl anyway :twisted:
I'm perusing pictures, I want to see what you all have to offer.... lol put your best bits forward!

Ok, you guys can go first... Lee is a blade girl! You know, the company that makes cars, boat engines, bikes, generators, water pumps.. etc!! HONDA?!? The ones that never really get anywhere in the World Superbike Championships...
And Yamaha, they make blerry audio equipment like keyboards and amps and such too! Then there is Suzuki! Boat engines, cars, bikes!! Ahhh Kawasaki, lets see... What all do they make? Oh yes - JUST BIKES!! Leave it to the specialists people!
So lets put this "who has the best toy" to bed with this last note: I have the big boy in green. The ZX14 is the fastest bike on the planet and will be for a while to come while Kawa's competitors try to figure out how these engineering geniuses managed to get 200 bhp out of a engine! 0-100 in , fastest exceleration (Busa, go sleep!), Top speed of 220mph! Thats 357km/h stock standard folks! (restricted to 186mph!) Thats right, the damn thing is so brutal that they had to restrict it electronically to 300km/h!!!
So keep your blades and R1's!! Even feel free to love your Busa that you assume is fast! I win!! :twisted:
Welcome to the brag brigade! Stand in line!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hmmm.... not very impressed....

Over what now? Do you need me to unlock my private pics?
Will open mine for you to, but be sure your sitting down! lol :lol:
Ok, ego is tired now - I need a break!
@ the 3 *competitors* Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride. But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed?? Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed??? Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow. Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones. And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family. No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver. Now a tongue in the cheek comment..... As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes...... I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them.... Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe????? Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.
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@ the 3 *competitors*
Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride.
But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed??
Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed???
Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow.
Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones.
And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family.
No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver.
Now a tongue in the cheek comment.....
As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes......
I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them....
Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe?????
Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.

Hahahaha, well done, at least you got it right at the end by saying "fast, sexy vehicle" it has nothing to do with price tag. Any vehicle today can travel way faster than we are allowed to anyway. having one with all the trimmings is more of comfort / personal choice thing isn't it?
But, and here I have to have a go . . . . . has anyone ever really heard of a girl who get's off because the car was fast? mmmm, I think not, maybe (and only maybe) any boy who thought his car done the trick for him with a girl, should rather think that a) it was gonna happen anyway or b) it was actually about the price tag . . . . . . girls don't function like that boys (well, outside of teenager movies like F&F anyways)
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@ the 3 *competitors*
Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride.
But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed??
Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed???
Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow.
Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones.
And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family.
No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver.
Now a tongue in the cheek comment.....
As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes......
I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them....
Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe?????
Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.

Hey Puss...
I am in actual fact a very safe driver (cars). Have never had an accident (avoided many), have never even got a single traffic fine in my life - I kid you not. But that is in cars. I am not really a "car man"... I drive 4x4 vehicles, prefer double cabs because they are more practical than cars. Better for bush weekends, holidays, avoiding traffic by effortlessly climbing over the centre island, no parking worries - 4x4, make parking, etc... So owning these types of vehicles defeats the purpose of "playing" on the road, they are not quick excelerating toys.
Bikes are a different story... I do most of my playing on the track, I have 3 bikes... A 999 race bike (Ducati), a ZX9R for road and track play, and my ZX14R, which I take the utmost care of. So basically - I play on the track but do occationally use the bikes for their intended use on quiet roads. Never when traffic is present. Besides, very slim-to-none chance of people in a car getting seriously injured when a bike-car collision occurs.
Another point. I agree with you 100% about endangering other people lives. This would be avoided if bike laws could be restricted and less "unqualified" guys buy bikes. A bike is very dangerous thing and it should be reserved for the select few... But unfortunately, everyone loves them and those that can afford them - buy them. I would say around 70% of superbike owners should not have them. I was racing when I was 11 and have been on the tracks since then, so not bragging, but I know how to handle my machine. I am also not a "weekend warrior" like most! I ride every singe day of my life - rain or shine.
So in short - big difference between 4 wheels and 2...
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@ the 3 *competitors*
Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride.
But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed??
Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed???
Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow.
Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones.
And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family.
No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver.
Now a tongue in the cheek comment.....
As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes......
I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them....
Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe?????
Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.

I only use my black beauty on weekends and when we have race days on the tracks. Every other day I use my co car.
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@ the 3 *competitors*
Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride.
But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed??
Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed???
Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow.
Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones.
And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family.
No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver.
Now a tongue in the cheek comment.....
As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes......
I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them....
Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe?????
Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.

I only use my black beauty on weekends and when we have race days on the tracks. Every other day I use my co car.
Gorgeous, I apologise for my "weekend warrior" comment... It was not aimed at you. I men the ones that buy a bike for the sake of having one and then only doing a breakky run on Sundays to be a poser... You should know the types, I am sure you have seen them often.
Gorgeous, I apologise for my "weekend warrior" comment... It was not aimed at you. I men the ones that buy a bike for the sake of having one and then only doing a breakky run on Sundays to be a poser... You should know the types, I am sure you have seen them often.
No worries, none taken. I started riding bikes from the age of 12. I did off road racing and my first bike was a Kawa 250 Off roader. I know exactly what you mean about weekend riders. We plan regular trips over weekends to go down to the coastel areas. Then the tourer comes out. The new GS Adventure looks amazing. Can't wait for to be launched.
CAN not resist pasting this little info in..... Tongue in the cheek ........ safe driver HUH????? *avoiding traffic by effortlessly climbing over the centre island* *make parking, * I was more commenting on the public road speeding's , tracks racing, I understand. As for *very slim-to-none chance of people in a car getting seriously injured when a bike-car collision occurs.* I agree that the biker will be more injured or dead, but the people in the car does not get off Scot free..even if they walk away with just a car that is now a write off.... I am talking post traumatic stress and guilt feelings if someone has died/paralyzed. Most likely they are facing reckless driving charges or man slaughter chargers if some one dies in an accident. And then It may be the biker that has caused the accident by flying between cars and was not fast enough to prevent from slamming into a car that is crossing lanes.