We understand your frustrations but our dilemma is somewhat different.
We DO have a venue - our little hideaway bush lodge is suitable for up to 5 couples for an awesome weekend of fun and pleasure. Situated beside a pristine, crystal clear river and with mindblowing natural surroundings. I kid you not, but on arrival, you get an immediate feeling of relaxation and a heightened sense of horniness. Perfect for swinging couples who want to explore and relasie fantasies, or just lie back and enjoy slow, sensual fucking.
Our probelm, though, is that it's about a 2 1/2 hour drive from Gauteng and probably sounds to the uninitiated as the back of beyond. Seriously, would you drive almost 3 hours for a fuck? Even though it may be the best weekend ever??!!
The couples we have invited, and who have chickened out at the last minute, have given us the lamest excuses ever! "The cold room stopped working because of the rain" "The Landrover won't start" "Sudden family commitments" "Kids have fallen ill"
Those who did pitch up enjoyed an unforgettable weekend.
Point is that the venue is there but get there? Too much fucking effort.
We guarantee you guys the next time we're in EC we'll join you................... when you have FINALLY found a venue.