Hope i understand you wrong about the sick ass sight, all the best and welcome on the site you going to need it.
Firstly, welcome to SH.
Secondly, while I think I understand the lingo you have used in your posting, you should maybe read a few of the posts in this Forum and you will see that the general language used is slightly different. Yes, I do understand that you are 21 and that is how you choose to speak, however all we are trying to do is help you out for the site.
Now that is how one introduces oneself. You are off to a good start. You used the word "friends"... A man that walks in, introduces himself and asks for freindship means you did not mistake SH for Cumtree. Good lad.