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wink hello, i'm in cape town, i'd like to meet some new people, different to the lot i normally socialise with. i'm hoping to find adventurous, spontaneous, openminded, fun, daring, naughty or just downright deviant minded friends here. lol was that too much to ask? x x x jake
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Stick around Jake and you will meet them You have started right by using the Forum so dont stop and soon you will be involved
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ermmmmm I JUST need to ask this question.....Where are you from ??Heaven?? Now..welcome to SH and the you soon find what you are looking for. FROM;- a very deviant and devilish woman..ME!!!!! alas ..... BUT not beautiful at all, how sad.
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hey voyeur thanx for the welcome, i'm absolutely intrigued by this site and the basic openess i encounter here. to the mods............WELL DONE ON A FABULOUS SITE!!!
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Quote by Pussinboots1
ermmmmm I JUST need to ask this question.....Where are you from ??Heaven??
Now..welcome to SH and the you soon find what you are looking for.
FROM;- a very deviant and devilish woman..ME!!!!! alas ..... BUT not beautiful at all, how sad.

according to?????
beauty lays in the taste of the beholder no? mmmwah
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Quote by nawtyjake
ermmmmm I JUST need to ask this question.....Where are you from ??Heaven??
Now..welcome to SH and the you soon find what you are looking for.
FROM;- a very deviant and devilish woman..ME!!!!! alas ..... BUT not beautiful at all, how sad.

according to?????
beauty lays in the taste of the beholder no? mmmwah
I can hear LeeEC saying "Eeug" (spelling?) when she sees the loooong 'mwah'! rotflmao
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Ah Gerrie you make me laugh smile
I think nawtyjake NEEDED to send PIB a kiss after that silly self-degrading comment - since it's perfectly clear to all of us that PIB is one gorgeous lady.
But in terms of my "mwah" allergy....
It's all about context you know:
If some random person who has never met or talked to me sends me a picture of his bits and a great big "Mwah!"
Well you know the thing is - I believe you gotta be REAL on this site. People here are not JUST going to interact with you in this false little virtual bubble. Most of you are coming on here to connect so you can MEET and hopefully Play with these people. (and those who aren't here to meet, are very open about the fact that they only want chat)
BUT We are not a bunch of teenagers chatting on mixit.
The truth is I do not know of a single actual REAL human adultmale, who is straight, who actually goes around saying things like "mwah!"
I mean, I really would prefer a man who regularly says MANLY things like "Argh!" (pirate style) and "Grrr" before I'd be interested in "Mwah"! It's a complete turn off to get virtual air kisses from a guy - immediately I think "immature closet gay" whether it's really true or not, I'm still put off. I don't know why men think women want them to be girly. I like my men hairy and manly and gruff and rugged, without a mwahin sight!
BTW If you're not planning on meeting me (our profile is very clear that, that is our intention) then you shouldn't be sending me messages anyway. And if you're not a teenager then you shouldn't be acting like one. Btw - I'm quite clear about not wanting to interact with teenagers either!
Seriously Gerrie, would you walk into a bar, see a hot chick, and whip out your bits wave them at her and shout Mwah!
I mean that's ridiculous behaviour right? You could get arrested for that.
SH is a PUBLIC PLACE, just like a bar - that kind of behaviour gets EXACTLY the same reaction from me, as it would if someone did it to my face IRL. I call the men in white coats and have them carted off... Or sometimes I just spank them.
Depends on how I feel.... and whether I have a paddle handy :twisted:
Orgasminator
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Dont evan know what Mwah and all those funnies mean, after all this time I have, very slowly, managed to work out what lol means I am from an era where proper language was used
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Quote by LeeEC
Ah Gerrie you make me laugh smile
I think nawtyjake NEEDED to send PIB a kiss after that silly self-degrading comment - since it's perfectly clear to all of us that PIB is one gorgeous lady.
But in terms of my "mwah" allergy....
It's all about context you know:
If some random person who has never met or talked to me sends me a picture of his bits and a great big "Mwah!"
Well you know the thing is - I believe you gotta be REAL on this site. People here are not JUST going to interact with you in this false little virtual bubble. Most of you are coming on here to connect so you can MEET and hopefully Play with these people. (and those who aren't here to meet, are very open about the fact that they only want chat)
BUT We are not a bunch of teenagers chatting on mixit.
The truth is I do not know of a single actual REAL human adult male, who is straight, who actually goes around saying things like "mwah!"
I mean, I really would prefer a man who regularly says MANLY things like "Argh!" (pirate style) and "Grrr" before I'd be interested in "Mwah"! It's a complete turn off to get virtual air kisses from a guy - immediately I think "immature closet gay" whether it's really true or not, I'm still put off. I don't know why men think women want them to be girly. I like my men hairy and manly and gruff and rugged, without a mwah in sight!
BTW If you're not planning on meeting me (our profile is very clear that, that is our intention) then you shouldn't be sending me messages anyway. And if you're not a teenager then you shouldn't be acting like one. Btw - I'm quite clear about not wanting to interact with teenagers either!
Seriously Gerrie, would you walk into a bar, see a hot chick, and whip out your bits wave them at her and shout Mwah!
I mean that's ridiculous behaviour right? You could get arrested for that.
SH is a PUBLIC PLACE, just like a bar - that kind of behaviour gets EXACTLY the same reaction from me, as it would if someone did it to my face IRL. I call the men in white coats and have them carted off... Or sometimes I just spank them.
Depends on how I feel.... and whether I have a paddle handy :twisted:

Being a real man I'm going to ignore everything you said and just do the opposite of what you want and say mwah and pull it out in a public place saying it :sticky::wanker:
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Quote by Rob_69
Ah Gerrie you make me laugh smile
I think nawtyjake NEEDED to send PIB a kiss after that silly self-degrading comment - since it's perfectly clear to all of us that PIB is one gorgeous lady.
But in terms of my "mwah" allergy....
It's all about context you know:
If some random person who has never met or talked to me sends me a picture of his bits and a great big "Mwah!"
Well you know the thing is - I believe you gotta be REAL on this site. People here are not JUST going to interact with you in this false little virtual bubble. Most of you are coming on here to connect so you can MEET and hopefully Play with these people. (and those who aren't here to meet, are very open about the fact that they only want chat)
BUT We are not a bunch of teenagers chatting on mixit.
The truth is I do not know of a single actual REAL human adult male, who is straight, who actually goes around saying things like "mwah!"
I mean, I really would prefer a man who regularly says MANLY things like "Argh!" (pirate style) and "Grrr" before I'd be interested in "Mwah"! It's a complete turn off to get virtual air kisses from a guy - immediately I think "immature closet gay" whether it's really true or not, I'm still put off. I don't know why men think women want them to be girly. I like my men hairy and manly and gruff and rugged, without a mwah in sight!
BTW If you're not planning on meeting me (our profile is very clear that, that is our intention) then you shouldn't be sending me messages anyway. And if you're not a teenager then you shouldn't be acting like one. Btw - I'm quite clear about not wanting to interact with teenagers either!
Seriously Gerrie, would you walk into a bar, see a hot chick, and whip out your bits wave them at her and shout Mwah!
I mean that's ridiculous behaviour right? You could get arrested for that.
SH is a PUBLIC PLACE, just like a bar - that kind of behaviour gets EXACTLY the same reaction from me, as it would if someone did it to my face IRL. I call the men in white coats and have them carted off... Or sometimes I just spank them.
Depends on how I feel.... and whether I have a paddle handy :twisted:

Being a real man I'm going to ignore everything you said and just do the opposite of what you want and say mwah and pull it out in a public place saying it :sticky::wanker:
You guys are hilarious. anyways, i'm not going to make any excuses for the big fat mwah i so lovingly shared with PIB.... i thought it was yummy :-)