Quote by LeeEC
Ha ha, I think the measure of how good a pick up line is, might just be the gullibility of the chick in question....
Quote by Pussinboots1LOL! Right PIB...but what if he is being honest? And the innocent look fools no-one!
@ Norman_Smth
That pick up line will make me ask me to show me by showing me your tongue...
I would then proceed to grab your tongue and pull it right out your mouth and jam anything sharp right through it...
Just to see if you can scream and breath through your ears as you so eloquently profess to do.
(Me looking very innocent right now)
Man: Do I know you or you just look familiar?
Woman:...maybe I look familiar.
Man: Can I get to know you?
It works better in is'Zulu, but it works.
Want to come back and watch porn at my place? I just got a 40 inch mirror.
Want a 40inch organ too? You close right.
sitting in a bus in Reno a few years ago on a hunting show, attractive blonde woman sitting next to me- sniff sniff and a tear, I look at her in the eyes and my soul stirs, she looks at me and I quote "under a Tuscan sun" please don't be so sad, otherwise I will be forced to make love to you...
well we killed laughing, we went out drinking that night and she ended up staying with me in my hotel room for three nights
I saw a sexy young women appear to be harassed by an obnoxious guy. I walked up to her and witnessed in her ear "do you want to get rid of this guy?" to which she replied YES!. I the told her to kiss me passionately...she hesitated thinking for a second and then she agreed amd stuck her tongue down my throat. by the time we came up for air, the guy had moved on.
"Do you believe in love at first sight or must I walk past again?" Never used it but love it!
Man : Excuse me...are you wearing space panties
Chick: no why?
Man: because you have a arse out of this world....
Sometimes it works
Something I would like to know. When you meet someone who you would like to see again, what could be a line to use to find out if they are perhaps lifestylers?? Wifey and I met someone yesterday and it was in a business environment. Couldn't flirt. Kept the conversation on business. Mrs wanted to ask if she was also bi. We left with the question hanging. Very frustrating. So... how can one approach someone else without been kicked in the groin?
Am sure my hubby was admiring you with my eyes
Ever had an Australian Kiss? No... It's like a French one just DOWN UNDER
Best pick-up line I’ve heard..... “Hi there my name is John, I’m a fighter pilot. How do you like me so far?”
haha I don't talk I just bend over to fix or tie my shoes lol