What is the best pick-up line you have heard or used?

Sorry Mam, Does this rag smell like Chloroform!

I have a thought/some advice.... 

Ever notice that really sexy girls have guys that sometimes look out of place. And you think... How did he land her or she could do better? Must be love right? 

WRONG ! 

Here is a secret boys.. one you probably know. Women respond to confidence! 

Female attraction is mostly based on confidence, body language and a sense of security. How you actually look is not that important if you get the first part right. 

Try it..... Oh and we can smell fear lol

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you an actress?

Hello. How are you? Can I buy you a Maserati?

Hi......I have electricity....

Ask her "did it hurt?  And when she asks what? Reply, when you fell down from heaven.... Or if you want to go the other way... Add "cause it fucked up your face.  

baby lets go home and army ill lie down and you can blow me to pieces!!

lets go home play house ill be the door you can bang me all night! ! 😉

Wil jy Naai? Of Lyk Jy Net So! 

(Heard a Colored Guy Say this to a girl) 

Thats such a beautiful dress, can I talk you out of it .? 
If I told you that you had an awesome body,,would you hold it against me ?

Our girlfriends range from 18 to 28. 

Shortly after Jay's 32nd birthday, we were in a shop and saw the most beautiful 19 year old cashier. Jay in front of me, smiled, looked her straight in the eyes and said: "This town surely has the most beautiful girls in the country."...a line that works a lot of times for us.

She smiled back and replied: "Hehe, wil Oom 'n sakkie hê om die goed in te sit?"

Jay was absolutely crushed, but I nearly wet myself from laughing. I looked at her and said: "Jy kan sê Oom, solank jy net nie sê 'Nee Oom' nie."

The girl and I both had quite a giggle over it, until I told her we really liked her as a couple, and invited her out for drinks...to our both's greatest surprise, she said yes!

Well the rest, gets a bit pornographic, but that was the best "saving" pickup line I've ever used. 

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Sorry Mam, Does this rag smell like Chloroform!

 OMG! This made me laugh so hard now, everyone in the office was looking at me! 

Me; Excuse me lady .... do you fuck?.. 

Her: NO!!!!!

Me: Do you mind laying down while I do?

Some chicks just say yes ... then its a bonus ... otherwise you have to do more spade work.

Works very well on bar-ladies.

I read once in one of John Kehoe's books, "If you want to catch a fish, you need to bait the hook with food the fish likes" I have found that women's attraction for me has developed while teasing her as well as making her giggle. I think that if a man knows how to be himself confidently and humorously, no "pick up lines" will be necessary 😉

Does this cloth smell like chloroform?

That is why there are so many fire hydrants here, you so hot and sexy, you may set yourself alight 😉

The dentist recommended I floss. I know you got those with some super fine strings 😉

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baby lets go home and army ill lie down and you can blow me to pieces!!

I'm sooooooo wet

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I'm sooooooo wet

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Luv having you 24/7

Hey Babe, are you a haunted house?

Because I might scream when i come inside of you

Can you guess what my clothes are made of?

Boyfriend material.

My ears are cold, may I warm them with your thighs?

Here is a goodie....

Guy - So do you want to go home and play house , Ill be the door and you can bang me all night!!

Girl - oh yes pls.

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I'm sooooooo wet

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yes hmmmm

I'll be you Saint if you promise to be my Sinner 👺😇

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Here is a goodie....

Guy - So do you want to go home and play house , Ill be the door and you can bang me all night!!

Girl - oh yes pls.

I wanna play ......

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I wanna play ......

That can be hours of no stop pleasure.🌹🌹🌹🌹

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Here is a goodie....

Guy - So do you want to go home and play house , Ill be the door and you can bang me all night!!

Girl - oh yes pls.

Omw baby now you limit me why?????what's good for one should be good for the other ....come on my love , together 5 years , engaged to get married....find you in the site 2 profiles hey my love ....now I wanna play and you won't allow me....what I know here is if it's said couples with single guys it means single....ladies you are all gorge and I am very much aware of not fucking men without consent....so wtf ....I have never given you consent to ever use this platform to just fuck randoms like you say and then it's one dad story after the next. Theses Roman are not your personal ATMs....guys his bio is wrong he does not give a fuck about the relationship or situation ship....he takes what ever he wants the runs back home... vanilla1thrilla or cookie monitor or vanilla thrilla aka Kyle Botha and sorry ladies he can't travel as he does not have a car and we'll accomodation he does not have that either .....Hotel maybe if you pay ....well I'm here now so let's see what's what.... lets see if I'm so so ugly fat and old....PS his 42....girls if you want know actual size stamina etc please inbox me because I've been fucking him for 5 years ....so anyone on here that's his friend etc ......maybe tequal rise ..oh I digit she is to Kane for you ....always asking for money accommodation and or work and help ....your words baby boy mine ...