Words you didnt understand but now do

I don't know whether this was once on the forum or not but after I read a post it got me thinking about times when I didn't understand a lifestyle word of some sort. This was soo long back, we were in the chatroom chatting the night away, getting ready to put on a little show when we started chatting to a couple. Eventually the Mrs told us that her hubby was a Cuckold. I still remember thinking and even saying to my spouse, "well that seems a tad rude and so mean don't you think. Why would someone say their partner's Cuck old"? (I am sure you catch my drift)... Well after a little Google investigation I couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous I must have sounded at that point. 

So has anyone else had one of those :doh:  moments. I doubt we all walked into the lifestyle being Guru's of all thing sexual. I for one know that I was once blind. So please share them with us. I am sure we are all keen for a few good laughs...

I am an old lady as most of you guys know,  So the first time I heard  the term *tea-bagging* I was very curious as to the meaning....I over heard this in a line up to pay for something at a shop a few years ago when two girls in school uniform was talking about how their boyfriends enjoyed this kind of attention....

I was kinda flabbergasted when I googled *it* at home to know that those 2 kids did not care who heard them talking about this kind of intimacy being about 13 /14 years old....

Is it something "naughty" then, PiB?? ;-)

heh heh...  looks like lots of people gonna get schooled on this thread... 

I get asked a lot of 'what does this mean' type of questions, in the realm of sexual activity, on account of my job

So the main reason i don't have a story to add here is coz I've always made it my business to know this stuff... there's stuff I know, I wish I didn't

Good topic guys! 

Watersports.....  When we joined the site we had no idea!!  We love swimming and scuba, so yeah, watersports.   What a surprise to learn the truth. 

@ Redbruce  you joking ???  or did you google It already?

@Lee  I thought I knew most everything.....just shows we learn nearly everyday.

No, PiB, I wasn't joking!  But I have since googled it, and broadened my education!!  ;-)  - and I did think that mine was pretty broad anyway to start with!   Though WHY anyone would want to do that (the tea-bagging thing!!), beats me!!!....

Don't Google "lemon party "

@ Mike_Pta  I did google *lemon party* a few days ago,I do not know why, I think I read about it or heard someone say something about it,but like youare advising us,I heard it was something no one would like to see!!! I did not watch the whole u-tube version of the term as I grew bored ..seemed like a lot of old gents into some serious gents only play time...should I watch more??

@ Redbruce   Now I KNOW you are *pulling my chain*  YOU never had or would like someone to suck and pop your *balls* ???  I just did not know the term the girls was using, but this is an old sexual thing to do  or do when you play....

@ Redbruce   Now I KNOW you are *pulling my chain*  YOU never had or would like someone to suck and pop your *balls* ???  I just did not know the term the girls was using, but this is an old sexual thing to do  or do when you play....

@PiB, I actually did experience it, for the first time (believe it or not), just the other day!  It was something she wanted to try, but I did not find it at all stimulating or particularly enjoyable.  And I don't think she was being too rough or anything, but I found I was too sensitive and it hurt just a bit...  So I asked her to please stop!....

But the bit that I really don't get - in the wikipedia description, tea-bagging seemed more about guys putting their balls in another GUYS's mouth, as a form of humiliation or dominance!  Some guy should try doing that to me, and he'll find I still have quite sharp teeth for my age!!!

@ Redbruce

Aaah   Okay I understand, it is actually enjoyed by a whole lot of gents, at least the one`s I play with, and nope, it is something for everyone, not exclusively for gents only. the word *tea-bagging* is just a word being used these days..... I usually like to suck on the testis and if I can get both into my mouth I like to suck and lick them, I find testis is the one  thing most neglected on a males body. It is apart of my BJ techniques really.

@Mike_Pta   LMAO......yeah,yeah  .....care to find a picture of  Blumpkin Pie,  I dare you!!!!

Ooooh!  Gross!  Blumpkin Pie?  Totally gross!!! (there are obviously things I should rather NOT know about!!)

done 

@Mike_Pta   LMAO......yeah,yeah  .....care to find a picture of  Blumpkin
Pie,  I dare you!!!!

@ Mike_Pta    Damn, YOU are good Mike....

@ redbruce   LMAO   I totally agree with you.

Don't Google "lemon party "

I need a shrink. Mike has scarred me for life.... :eeek::scared:

My bad Ashlee, might I suggest you not follow the following link.

try "Space Shrimping" and "B@@$hole shrimping"

Lots of weird and funny stuff as well:

My bad Ashlee, might I suggest you not follow the following link.

Absolutely hilarious pmsl 

Oh my gosh guys I am once again flabbergasted!!!!!

Those links given by Vee1 and Mike_Pta...Now I am learning new words once again!!!!

The Hoover Maneuver seems like a new word for the Wheelbarrow Maneuver in the Kamasutra.(seems the people of today does not know how a Wheelbarrow works but more a vacuum cleaner!!!!) Makes me hope that the gents do NOT pop their penis into the vacuum cleaners suction pipe !!!

Laughed like mad about the Ballouzi word...  but reminded me about the same when you throw Eno`s or Citro-Soda into something and pop a penis and testis into the mix when the gent is blindfolded and you are playing kinky games. 

Also the *Supernova*  now a new word for when you use a little poprock or eno`s in your mouth for extra sensation play when giving a BJ....so we learn,  so we learn!!!!!!

Oh gosh and the KINKY LOT.....

The Hinderburg is not something I would like to do!!!!  NO insult intended here,but what makes me think voyeur might  like this one !!!?????

And BIG BIG NO NO for this kind of scatter play for me!!!!!!! BUT I do know a few people who would like this kind of kinky play.....

Felching

Trufflebutter

Alabama Hot pocket.

All I can say is   EEEeeeeewww!!!!!!

I am now educated!!!!!

I love reading threads like this.. so informative. Honestly my experience with new phrases etc is boring compared to what I have read here. eeeeek is all I can say. :eeek:

Mine was a very interactive chat in the pool a while back. someone said that I would look good with a pearl necklace and my, very clever, answer to that was.. that is for weddings and old people.....  I was then told via private message to Google it.. which I did and well.. suffice it to say. I learned something new that day 

Keep it up ladies and gents.. I can always find something interesting to read here. 

Chatur

@ Chatur,

I had to laugh out loud when I read you told the chatters you  think only OLD people and ladies at weddings wear *pearl necklaces*    I would think *that*comment brought on a lot of chuckles......

I am learning new things every day, so do not feel bad for it though......but it was funny....

I didn't even know what a pearl necklace was. I wont lie. I like...

@ PIB, I did get many chuckles and was grateful to those who sent me off to Google lol  but hey we live and learn.. sometimes with Red faces.