Vigorous SEX anyone

Why is the Fora slightly DEAD these days HUH? Ag nee man, lets do something about this!!! Or is it that,that most people cannot read or have any opinions of their own?

Not to say, maybe have some interesting experiences they want to share????

I will kick off, TRYING not to bore you guys with my rambling. And fair warning is given...If no replies happen...I might JUST start acting psychotic and answer or comment on all the Topic offerings myself.

I was watching an amateur and very lively posted short  sex clip someone sent me the other day.
The gent was topping a relatively small lady in the missionary position. 
Now you guys will say that is the usual way things go....WELL NOT IN THIS CASE!!!
The poor guy was only hanging on and trying to keep his penis insitu, if one could call it this at all!! Oh, and he was on his knees the whole time!!! Moving forward constantly! NOT doing the usual pumping grinding and thrusting one would expect, as this tiny woman went sex crazy under him, riding him like a cowboy rides a bronco horse. She was pumping and thrusting HIM, frailing and moving on her back and swinging her legs up and down to be able to go deeper and feel more!!! Then she will relax for a few seconds before resuming her ride.....And as I said the guy was barely keeping his penis in her vagina with all her vigorously moves !!
BUT both seem to have a jolly time. It ended when the couple fell off the bed when the ladies shenanigans took them over the edge!

I wonder how many of you guys has had things like  furniture and lamps and such break or gotten any physical injuries while enjoying an energetic sexual interlude?? 
Some of my own will include broken fixtures like  bumps and scratches in walls,once even a dining chair totally breaking like a matchstick. Slapping a window out of its pane and numerous vases and lamps dying a crash death. Oh,oncea bedframe cracking and spilling us onto the floor,
As for my own physical injuries, that will include rug/carpet knees and elbows, bruises and once a pulled muscle.

Now I never said these sitiations is only during vanilla sex....lets include KINKY  interludes as well..
NOW these kinky marks will be mostly  on the  other person/s, in my own case...as they LIKE and LOVE and ENJOY and Consented and Agreed to everything done to and with them.
BUT for the more delicate people who might read this, I will not mention any rope burns or the marks that whip/cane`s lashes leave, NOT to mention genital thingies....
This, I will leave up to your own, either memories or imaginations. Do share though.

Just....
How actively do you enjoy your sexual interludes???

Now, I am almost tempted to "encourage" that pshycotic behavior. . . . ?

Wait, wait, wait a minute . . . " genital thingies " ????? Tell more pleeease. . , 

I did mention that this lady is going to continue a dialogue all on her own IF there is NO ONE here in the Fora that has any comments or stories or opinions anymore.

This however does not include redbruce or SDM as they are old forum friends of mine.

So accordingly to me,  the 21 people who has read this specific topic either thought :-
BORING...
WTF...
Or they may NEVER had any awesome SEX at all....NO orgasms and NO pleasure to speak of!
Poor humans ...in my humble opinion if that is the case.

Okay let me talk to myself.....give some of my more spectacular interludes voice and life.

Smacking the window outa the pane story??? Or the one where the bedbase broke under all the action ot the chair disintergrating under 2 bodies....????
Yup, all of the above has happend and only now can I find/see the funny side of it. It now makes me smile recalling those moments. At the time it happened,we did laugh eventually, but directly as  it  happened it was more disturbing and interruped great sessions.

But I see my friend SDM wants to know about *genital thingies*..Now if I do decide to write about those episodes it might frighten the people who does read.....

But lets give the 21 lurkers who seems shy to share something a little bit more time to comment and just maybe some of our older Forum buds!!!!

OH,   @SDM.... whats with the *Wait, wait wait*.....I rather have to say this to YOU ? Where is your share HUH????

I have such a big smile on my face

Thanks for sharing, love woman who express themselves sexually. Not an every day occurrance. For me its all just fantacy, no chance of getting the real experience of a sexual woman. 

@ SDM   Yeah , *Big smile* you with holding some really good HOT memoirs to yourself are you???  

@ justnaked59   Welcome to the Forum.....and Thanks for the comment.  

I am sure that one day someone might just surprise you *Hope is never in vain* I always say.

Hmmm, I too have a big smile on my face...
Mostly mugs on the bedside tables have fallen to their deaths from a misplaced foot swing...

As for the wild riding... well now...

I for one LOVE a good ride. Both as the rider and the ridee.

Some of our playmates in the past seemed a bit lost with the lie there with an erection, and a slightly tilted pelvis, while I ride myself into pleasure

But stamina is something I have been building up over the years, so I often require someone to ride me while I catch my breath ;)

@ KC_  Nice to *see* you here lady!!!  a Big hug flying your way.  I for one know what you are talking about!!!  Some men kinda get intimidated with an ‎ enthusiastic lady specially if she is also very verbal!!!

My thoughts while watching the above mentioned little video clip was *Now why in heavens do they not swicth places and do a cowgirl reverse or just a normal cowgirl ride*.... while it looked kinda uncomfortable to me the way the lady was carrying on.

Yeah, there is definitely more movement available to us when we are on top.

That said, I have bucked up while in missionary. If you manage to get a foot hold, it can be great fun, but QUITE the workout! lol.

Haha, yes, and I am quite verbal about what kinds of stimulation I find pleasurable. What's the point if we are both (or however many) not enjoying the movements?

have fallen backwards out of a chair..and she still managed to carry on riding...

i thought every body had broken things during sex..seems we are in the minority hahahaha

I remember falling forward and off the gent,  while he fell backwards and the poor man underneath me suddenly was in the position for a nice *muffing*. We were lucky the chair broke but NO injuries due to broken woodsplinters and such,  Gents *wood* died a natural death though!!!

I am "uncut" and during very secret sex one night while visiting a ex gf's parents (very very very conservative) we were botha  bit "haastig" and did not keep up with her bodies lubrication. Trying to enter her a bit try, the membrane at the back of my penis (just there where the perenium starts) tore. It was blood everywhere.

Obviously being totally taboo in the house, we had to make some serious plans without waking the house...and without bleeding all over her brothers sheets (who's room I was sleeping in). Happy days peeps, happy days!! Hahaha

OMG...@ sass, THAT must have hurt for FEW days thus NO sex at that time?????

@sass I just cringed at the thought. Think I nearly passed out too. Its funny reading these and we have had a couple odd events happen. Couple broken mugs and glasses and a headboard. There's only one story that leaves me in tears when it comes to mind. Myself and the Mrs were having fun after a night painting the town red. Got home after enjoying a naughty uber ride and jumped straight into the sack having some of the wildest sex. Midway through she screams "STOP"!!! "Somethings wrong". She had this pain that was so intense, even moving was an issue. Long story short. The ambulance came too our house. Collected her in a gown we barely managed to put on because of the pain and we had to explain this story to every single Dr that came to help us out. Sorry Welgehuewel staff. Hopefully it made your 3am coffee break worth while. BUT THE EMBARRASSMENT THOUGH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

@ ashlee  Poor Ms ashlee !  I am sure it was most embarrasing for you guys. 

I worked in a ER in JHB at the time when once a couple was brought in early morning hours around 3 am, still *joined* due to the lady going into a  vaginal spasm grabbing and keeping the guys penis in situ.( diagnoses was penis captivus) The more they tried to get unstuck the more the vagina clammed down...and the lady was really in pain and very very anxious. NOT talking about the guy being held prisinor ,he was really Anxious as well. BOTH was naked, just covered by an ambulance blanket and NO one thought to bring with any clothes either. After they had a muscle relaxant and some sedatives, they were left on their own for a bit untill the man could withdraw. Poor couple needed a loan of hospital *gowns* those that leaves the back open...They werevery gratefull when a orderly took them home. Just imagine them in a taxi (those years it was called taxi`s and not uber`s).  I still wonder on how they contacted the ambulance services as in those years there was NO cell phones, just the normal house phones. I never asked though.

But yeah, we did have a nice giggle after they left, Most certainly NOT while they were there.

This also reminds me of one guy coming in one night with a *strained/fractured penis,this is of course a way way MORE dangerous injury and he was admitted, but he also gave us girls a few giggles, the men was NOT impressed.

Suddenly my sex life sounds a bit boring....I would like to keep it that way, thanks....

Most spectacular incidences I've had is to repair a caravan bed...numerous times...

@ toy   I am sure the caravan ROCKED a LOT hmmmmmmm    and what did the neighbours say??   and did you have to gag  Mrs toy with something?????? Seems ;like a healthy sex life to me...breaking the same bed over and over .......

Oh and there it comes...we where silenced a few times...

I use to work at a holiday resort when I just left school, and there I stayed in my old caravan (if that thing could talk... )... A young man living on his own on a holiday resort....hummmm...the good old days...

Many gagings, screams of delight (and some light pain, not always intended)....

Oh yes, almost forgot...knock over a candle and the very same bed caught alight... Not so much fun...