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To all you SAD suckers!!!!!!

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Okay the forums was VERY VERY quiet of late...lets see if we can not get some NEW life into it.... Soooo guys Be prepared to rip me to pieces and tell me off and COMMENT..... I will be posting obnoxious and sexual things for things to liven up again ,sheesh....... So to all the people who used to comment, and are still reading the forums,COME BACK!!!! To all the LURKERS do JOIN in!!!!! I dare you all to show me you are all still out there and DO have opinions on each and every subject that gets posted here. THOSE who are the so called *afraid to comment guys*..sheesh ,MAN up and comment, how in the world are you in bed if you are not ready to take a stance and defend your views on things...or are you all just little *Ja broers*??? Remind me NOT to invite you sad suckers, to my bed then......I will most certainly eat you alive. So what do I expect....yeah...most people will read this...BUT are scaredy cats and are to afraid to rip me to bits....or to tell me to go jump in a pool of ice water and drown myself. He, he, he..... I am busy writing the first forum of the day.......lets see you guys smile/ frown or go pale....and go hide. Or am I going to be surprised and get a LOT of responses???
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Pibs kan nie wag nie, en nie iemand lewer weer ongevraagde kritiek nie
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Adonis, enige een kan my *blast to kingdom come* as hulle will, solank hulle net begin om weer te chat hier!!! Die stilte is net te erg....
Sex God
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I admire your efforts PIB, I will help as much as I can . . .
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You are a hunni SDMR.....Big hug flying your way!!!
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Ok! Everybody together........ Inhale and bloooooow! Inhale and blooooow! .......... new life into the forums! :cheers:
Sex God
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Quote by Gerrie2012
Ok! Everybody together........
Inhale and bloooooow! Inhale and blooooow! .......... new life into the forums!
:cheers:

No dude, it's not a breath it needs, it's a bloody good kick up the arse it needs . . .
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blow....paddles , this i like .hahahahahaha but i have been lurking and take great offence to this post lol i demand pib make ammends by offering me a sponge bath :lol:
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Ok Ash - do you need a whipping or something? You are definitely not going to get a sponge bath! PIB is on the war path for revival!! We better all start participating!
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A SPONGE BATH? What are you an elderly invalid? She's gonna string you from the rafters and feed you chocolate coated strawberries while dropping hot wax on your balls..... Lucky boy! :twisted:
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I had to laugh when I read about the sponge bath....Ash...and then Lee`s version of what I will do!!!! Oh boy......dankie vir daai lag!!! I will most certainly give you a sponge bath Ash, MY way though, not WHAT you might think it involves....think ice and think some dunking`s.....heck I might even *string you to the rafters* and dunk you periodically...... the wax on the balls is optional....(still giggling about this) @Gerrie & rockstarLemming thanks for all those inhales and the participation ....after a LONG absence from you young men!!!Now I might just paddle both of your asses...... but remember I give good rubs afterwards as well.
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at first my balls went shoalin on me and jumped into my pocket ...but then in the spirit of being open minded i gave it some thought, and if anyone is to take me down that road it would be u melt the wax and i will let u know when im in town lol
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Hello to all the forumites. I have missed you all dearly. Now that I am back from a well deserved break ( New York ) I will be contributing again. So tell me what have I missed here? Have everyone gone bonkers or are there new forumites?
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Hello to all the forumites. I have missed you all dearly. Now that I am back from a well deserved break ( New York ) I will be contributing again. So tell me what have I missed here? Have everyone gone bonkers or are there new forumites?

Welcome come back Georgeous!
Wooooow! First things first........ NY you say!
Please tell us about all the fun you had! In the spirit of changing forum subjects you can 'sommer' post it here!!
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A SPONGE BATH?
What are you an elderly invalid?
She's gonna string you from the rafters and feed you chocolate coated strawberries while dropping hot wax on your balls.....
Lucky boy! :twisted:

Oeeeeeeeee ..... (shaking movement with shoulders) ........eeeeeee! I'm going to like this!
@Ash - want to see the piccies afterwards!
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I had to laugh when I read about the sponge bath....Ash...and then Lee`s version of what I will do!!!!
Oh boy......dankie vir daai lag!!!
I will most certainly give you a sponge bath Ash, MY way though, not WHAT you might think it involves....think ice and think some dunking`s.....heck I might even *string you to the rafters* and dunk you periodically......
the wax on the balls is optional....(still giggling about this)
@Gerrie & rockstarLemming thanks for all those inhales and the participation ....after a LONG absence from you young men!!!Now I might just paddle both of your asses...... but remember I give good rubs afterwards as well.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm! (shaking my boot(y)!)
I trust you with my life and know it will tingle me deep!
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Morning Guys!!! NOW you tell us Georgeous ....New York....HUH...hope you have some SEX related stories to share here!!! heck if not vanilla stories are also welcome.... So WELCOME back young man!!! he he Gerrie.....you sure about trusting me huh?? I am not to trust worthy!!!I can do really naughty things on short notice... @ Ash the wax is always ready!!!!
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Ok, so read the original post, and thought there would be more thinfs to comment on and controversial or out there remarks... So hiw abt this...although PIB taking charge sounds hot and im sure id love it, id rather tie her up and spank her lovely ass till its red hot, then run ice over it and spank it some more...finally id rub some sweet chocolate sauce on and let u guts fight fir who gets to luck it off....
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@ undercoverlover....man you just made me laugh... First off welcome to forums... Secondly...the one who ever gets to tie me down will deserve a medal!!!!Never gonna happen.I do the tying up!! stringing up and all the rest.
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@ undercoverlover....man you just made me laugh...
First off welcome to forums...
Secondly...the one who ever gets to tie me down will deserve a medal!!!!Never gonna happen.I do the tying up!! stringing up and all the rest.

Then u need to get my medal ready!...
Warming the Bed
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As to waxing the nuts............ I wonder if Madam Pussinboots1 WAX Museum has a display of waxed balls'n'all to show us mmmmmm
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@ undercoverlover... You made me smile... @ caperock1 .... I so DO have pics of waxed covered human balls...and I do have plenty of wax balls as well LMAO... I need your balls to do some waxing on though...when are you coming over HUH , HUH???When is the school holidays starting????? We sorta do have a play date for then.....
Warming the Bed
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@ undercoverlover... You made me smile...
@ caperock1 .... I so DO have pics of waxed covered human balls...and I do have plenty of wax balls as well LMAO...
I need your balls to do some waxing on though...when are you coming over HUH , HUH???When is the school holidays starting????? We sorta do have a play date for then.....

Oh S*&^, the schools are in exams now...... D-day looms ever closer now.......... not sure if I must start taking pain killers now or wait
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If i can make a lady smile be it in bed or just chatting then i did my job right and my day will be filled with smiles... Thanks for smiling pib!
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Hello to all the forumites. I have missed you all dearly. Now that I am back from a well deserved break ( New York ) I will be contributing again. So tell me what have I missed here? Have everyone gone bonkers or are there new forumites?

Um... Bonkers.. Definitely bonkers.
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Late night, eyes burning from working on comp whole day and part evening...but want to catch up on my *reading* sometimes won't read a full post like this redface BUT could not resist since it seems some fun is happening again in the forum :bounce:
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@ E-N Telling me, it is once again a pleasure to log in these days.