I am missing the forums....I miss the participants!!! I HATE the new sticky thingies!!! I am bitching...who cares??
So here I am.....busy with Late Night Musings... Again or Is It Early Morning.
There's this thing that is busy happening to me, which I think happens to most women approaching their late fifties.
I should really stop giving a flying Fuck what anyone thinks of me.
BUT
Except that I still have a large dose of VANITY hanging on from my late thirties.
So, it's more like, I don't care what anyone thinks of me, as long as they think I'm hot and awesome.
But, if they want to be judgy ,then and only then, I don't care what they/you think.
This makes sense, right?
I have URGENT body hair that has to be managed.
Namely;-
My *privates* just as everyone else.
Then my *lip* hair that has to be waxed and I have some hair on my toe knuckles.
EEEww and Yuck and (whispering softly so no one hears ) I am starting to grow some damn *beard*!!!!!
How come??? I know I am NOT that butchy!!!!!!
Thank the lord I have not started on ear hair as yet!!! And my Nose/Nasal hair is still okay.
I really need to get to *cleaning up*waxing trimming and plucking.
This has been on my to-do list for this past week and if I don't do it soon I'm going to have to start stroking it(the really LONG offending hair) thoughtfully when I'm considering important things… things like...
How I really need to go wax my lip and chin.
It will only take, like five minutes.
I know I could have done it five times over by the time I am finish typing this.
But, I am still procrastinating as if the waxing /plucking/trimming will takes hours of effort.
As if it is like dishes or laundry or vacuuming or something.
At least those things make sense to procrastinate about.
But, as a VAIN late-fifty(ish)-lady, it makes no sense to keep on procrastinating about facial/toe/pubic hair removal.
I really need to get a move on to remove the offending stuff.
But since I don't care what you think.
I have no problem telling you I have a mustache and starting in on a beard right now… as long as you don't look at it.
Are you looking????
DAMN....
Go away!!!!
And start posting forums!!!!! Please oh please, do TAKE those damn RED sticky`s AWAY.