I just want my boys to clarify something for me - seriously (only a little bit of tongue in my cheek here)
What are your checkboxes you need ticked before you'll shag a girl?
I've gathered from all my interactions so far that these are the most important ones - though I will say even the basic ones seem to be optional for some guys:
* Alive (optional for some)
* with holes (for putting things in, like in a porn film! Preferably none of the holes should be off-limits)
* with tits (at least one anyway - for spraying spunk on - like in a porn film!)
* clean (having been scrubbed once this week at least)
* disease free (so he won't have to do anything responsible like wear a condom)
* quiet (the less "needs", "wants" & "requirements" the better - like in a porn film!)
* amiable (allows you to do all the porn moves like spraying your spunk in her hair - you know - like in a porn film!)
* flexible (if she can twist up into strange positions that would be real cool - you know - like in a porn film!)
Am I missing any?
I will say that it is quote clear that the less desperate the more "non-negotiable" items like "alive" seem to be :hehe:
Also it is apparent that if a guy has actually been with a real-live non-pornstar chick (who set him straight to some extent about the difference between a movie and real life), their standards go up incrementally.
If a guy has been married or if they are currently married the standards seem to elevate too....
Is it just that those of us who are "in the know" need to spend more time whipping these boys into better versions of themselves? Or are they too far gone? Age/maturity is apparently irrelevant here...
I know the gang will be horrified at the list I have given above but truly my friends this is the data my actual experiences have revealed - I'm thinking my sample pool is of very low quality, huh?
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Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
I just want my boys to clarify something for me - seriously (only a little bit of tongue in my cheek here)
What are your checkboxes you need ticked before you'll shag a girl?
I've gathered from all my interactions so far that these are the most important ones - though I will say even the basic ones seem to be optional for some guys:
* Alive (optional for some)
* with holes (for putting things in, like in a porn film! Preferably none of the holes should be off-limits)
* with tits (at least one anyway - for spraying spunk on - like in a porn film!)
* clean (having been scrubbed once this week at least)
* disease free (so he won't have to do anything responsible like wear a condom)
* quiet (the less "needs", "wants" & "requirements" the better - like in a porn film!)
* amiable (allows you to do all the porn moves like spraying your spunk in her hair - you know - like in a porn film!)
* flexible (if she can twist up into strange positions that would be real cool - you know - like in a porn film!)
Am I missing any?
I will say that it is quote clear that the less desperate the more "non-negotiable" items like "alive" seem to be :hehe:
Also it is apparent that if a guy has actually been with a real-live non-pornstar chick (who set him straight to some extent about the difference between a movie and real life), their standards go up incrementally.
If a guy has been married or if they are currently married the standards seem to elevate too....
Is it just that those of us who are "in the know" need to spend more time whipping these boys into better versions of themselves? Or are they too far gone? Age/maturity is apparently irrelevant here...
I know the gang will be horrified at the list I have given above but truly my friends this is the data my actual experiences have revealed - I'm thinking my sample pool is of very low quality, huh?
@LeeEC, we told you those things in confidence
now all the girls know Sex God
Seriously, are they?
in this day and age are people really that gullable when it comes to what happens on Porn films? do men (& woman I suppose) really think that men can pound away at that rate and last for 25 minutes while staying perfectly erect? Do they really think that woman can take that tempo of pounding for 25 minutes? do they not know that the scene was shot over four or five days?
If porn is a persons yard stick, then they will never achieve anything even close to what they think they want / need.
@LeeEC, conscious (awake), hygienic and must have full understanding and be fully willing.
One can have all the ideas in their head, but they take time to build up to (with a regular partner) you know, practice makes perfect . . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
One can have all the ideas in their head, but they take time to build up to (with a regular partner) you know, practice makes perfect . . .
Oh Thank heavens! There are intelligent people out there...
Wow, that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me . . . . . @Stamina, she called me a people
Nope guys ......
MEN only wants....
BEER
any orifice is okay as long as it is OPEN.....
even their own palm makes a nice impression....
Responses they like to give is..
Grrr / and sctatching his smelly hairy balls....
* Bring me a BEER........now kneel,shadap and take it bitch*
slurping on the beer...he now lays back in the saggy chair his half erect cock leaking some oily pre-cum.... and demand that a girl kneels and suck him off , gives her repeated hard slaps on the bum and head while trying to smother her in his hairy pubes, he stirs her tits with his dirty chapped long ragged toenails...
he sprays her with beer foam and cum..... pushing her away with his foot...
*Go go suck my bud.*....while his pal ,just as gross as him ,lying perving porn on the video.....playing with himself,drooling all over his hairy chest.
LMAO........
LUCKY for any man ....if he is married and not glued to pron on his pc,he has learned that life is NOT a porn movie....and now HE has to beg his wife for a nice romp in bed when it suits she has paid her dues by marrying him....and carries his offspring.
all of the above said with a cheeky grin.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Nope guys ......
MEN only wants....
BEER
any orifice is okay as long as it is OPEN.....
even their own palm makes a nice impression....
Responses they like to give is..
Grrr / and sctatching his smelly hairy balls....
* Bring me a BEER........now kneel,shadap and take it bitch*
slurping on the beer...he now lays back in the saggy chair his half erect cock leaking some oily pre-cum.... and demand that a girl kneels and suck him off , gives her repeated hard slaps on the bum and head while trying to smother her in his hairy pubes, he stirs her tits with his dirty chapped long ragged toenails...
he sprays her with beer foam and cum..... pushing her away with his foot...
*Go go suck my bud.*....while his pal ,just as gross as him ,lying perving porn on the video.....playing with himself,drooling all over his hairy chest.
LMAO........
LUCKY for any man ....if he is married and not glued to pron on his pc,he has learned that life is NOT a porn movie....and now HE has to beg his wife for a nice romp in bed when it suits she has paid her dues by marrying him....and carries his offspring.
all of the above said with a cheeky grin.
Sad thing is, there are actually people like that . . . and males wonder why they often battle to keep the fairer sex interested after the first "typically" male response . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
eish SDMR and here I thought I was going to get a LOT of flack from you guys......
hard to give you flack about something you are so right about . . . . but rest assured, we will find something else to give you flack about
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Oops , I think you better go run and hide......now the men might give you flack.....
protecting our own is ok, but not about things like this that are so very true in some cases.
Casanova
Quote by SDMR
I just want my boys to clarify something for me - seriously (only a little bit of tongue in my cheek here)
What are your checkboxes you need ticked before you'll shag a girl?
I've gathered from all my interactions so far that these are the most important ones - though I will say even the basic ones seem to be optional for some guys:
* Alive (optional for some)
* with holes (for putting things in, like in a porn film! Preferably none of the holes should be off-limits)
* with tits (at least one anyway - for spraying spunk on - like in a porn film!)
* clean (having been scrubbed once this week at least)
* disease free (so he won't have to do anything responsible like wear a condom)
* quiet (the less "needs", "wants" & "requirements" the better - like in a porn film!)
* amiable (allows you to do all the porn moves like spraying your spunk in her hair - you know - like in a porn film!)
* flexible (if she can twist up into strange positions that would be real cool - you know - like in a porn film!)
Am I missing any?
I will say that it is quote clear that the less desperate the more "non-negotiable" items like "alive" seem to be :hehe:
Also it is apparent that if a guy has actually been with a real-live non-pornstar chick (who set him straight to some extent about the difference between a movie and real life), their standards go up incrementally.
If a guy has been married or if they are currently married the standards seem to elevate too....
Is it just that those of us who are "in the know" need to spend more time whipping these boys into better versions of themselves? Or are they too far gone? Age/maturity is apparently irrelevant here...
I know the gang will be horrified at the list I have given above but truly my friends this is the data my actual experiences have revealed - I'm thinking my sample pool is of very low quality, huh?
@LeeEC, we told you those things in confidence
now all the girls knowTo be totally honest here, I might come accros as gay now because most men won't check the same boxes.
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
Casanova
Quote by SDMR
Nope guys ......
MEN only wants....
BEER
any orifice is okay as long as it is OPEN.....
even their own palm makes a nice impression....
Responses they like to give is..
Grrr / and sctatching his smelly hairy balls....
* Bring me a BEER........now kneel,shadap and take it bitch*
slurping on the beer...he now lays back in the saggy chair his half erect cock leaking some oily pre-cum.... and demand that a girl kneels and suck him off , gives her repeated hard slaps on the bum and head while trying to smother her in his hairy pubes, he stirs her tits with his dirty chapped long ragged toenails...
he sprays her with beer foam and cum..... pushing her away with his foot...
*Go go suck my bud.*....while his pal ,just as gross as him ,lying perving porn on the video.....playing with himself,drooling all over his hairy chest.
LMAO........
LUCKY for any man ....if he is married and not glued to pron on his pc,he has learned that life is NOT a porn movie....and now HE has to beg his wife for a nice romp in bed when it suits she has paid her dues by marrying him....and carries his offspring.
all of the above said with a cheeky grin.
Sad thing is, there are actually people like that . . . and males wonder why they often battle to keep the fairer sex interested after the first "typically" male response . . .
I totally agree with SDMR. You do get those type of guys and then the decent ones like us have to suffer because of them.
Sex God
To be totally honest here, I might come accros as gay now because most men won't check the same boxes.
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (( Humour, laugh ha ha ))
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (( Humour, laugh ha ha )) I joined this site for the sole purpose of "broadening my horizons". I never need sex, only want it. I am a healthy and fit male. I am not "socially challenged" in any form. I go out, I talk to ladies... I have a fairly good "success rate". Not regarding getting laid, but just getting attention from the opposite sex. A good chat at the bar, being asked to join their group, maybe a phone number, etc...
So being a member here is extra. If something comes my way - cool, if not - also cool. So I have become fussy here. I get many "proposals" but I turn most down. Reasons very - mostly because I get contacted by the "come and fuck my brains out" types. Now a girl is more than welcome to be slutty - it is actually quite sexy... But, she must still have dignity! Leave the dirty talk for between the sheets. Men (or some) loose respect instantly for woman that wear their vagina's on their shoulders!
So yes, I have red blood coursing through my vains and like 99.9% of men, I too would like a FWB or 2, even the occational once off NSA is welcome... But even then, the female in the equation must be decent about it. Have a lot of sex with different partners by all means, just do it decently. If you do not respect yourself, how can you expect others to respect you. Just as ladies do not like "lets fuck" - neither do I. It is not attractive when a girl says "fuck me broken now"... For me atleast.
So my requirements:
Must be a decent, clean, classy lady. Don't want a lady downing a Black Label and belching after!
Must be well spoken, don't want to meet someone from the streets of Hillbrow!
Must have self respect. Don't want a girl spreading legs and saying "use me as your sex doll"!
Must be friendly. Don't treat me like a dog when the deed is done! Or before!
Must be willing to greet me in the streets if she see's me again. Don't pretend it never happened!
Must be attractive, does not have to be Miss Universe, but must not look like Shreks skelmpie!
Must be attracted to me, not just my penis and my skills. Enjoy who I am aswell as what I do!
I have met some girls here that make me want to run for the hills and I have met some girls that I would actually even date as if they do not belong on these sites... So as with single males, there are some female weirdo's too! I am a decent guy, really, I am not desperate cos I get more than my share - so I am picky here on SH. I do not plan to marry the girl that I arrange an NSA meet with, but for those moments that we are entangled with passion, I would like it to feel like she is mine - even if just for an hour. Nothing else matters at that point, no-one else exists - just me and her! I find it impossible to have sex with someone if I do not feel her attraction toward me.
@ Stamina..
I like the Eloquent way of your requirements from cannot call oneself a lady and it does not show somewhere..
I from my side, would also like *all of this* from any gent or lady I would choose to play with.
Sadly, I fall out of some of these requirements along the way.....
So I am LOOSING out again.....
Casanova
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Stamina..
I like the Eloquent way of your requirements from cannot call oneself a lady and it does not show somewhere..
I from my side, would also like *all of this* from any gent or lady I would choose to play with.
Sadly, I fall out of some of these requirements along the way.....
So I am LOOSING out again.....
What about my requirements then PIB 1? Do I stand a chance at least?
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Stamina..
I like the Eloquent way of your requirements from cannot call oneself a lady and it does not show somewhere..
I from my side, would also like *all of this* from any gent or lady I would choose to play with.
Sadly, I fall out of some of these requirements along the way.....
So I am LOOSING out again.....
Puss,
I am sure that you meet more than just those requirements. I have conversed with you enough to know for a fact that you are as decent as they come. And you are definately a lady! You do not give yourself enough credit sometimes. You ar too humble.
You are not loosing out because of "requirements", but because of distance... and that being said, it is me that is loosing out!
Casanova
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Gorgeous.....well if you OVER look my armpits with its 6 inch natural black hair.... sure!!!
LMAO.......................................
well mine is 8 inches of dark blonde. Sex God
Quote by georgeous
@ Gorgeous.....well if you OVER look my armpits with its 6 inch natural black hair.... sure!!!
LMAO.......................................
well mine is 8 inches of dark blonde. And now we are back on the topic of size . . . . .
Warming the Bed
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.
Sex God
Quote by mymail069
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.
@mymail069, are you referring moving in general? walking? moving in bed?
Sexlightened
Mr Nawty here:
@Lee - Love you stax as always ... Great fun topic and so well presented
@Stamina - EXTREMELY well said! ... Cannot agree with you more!
I have to admit that, "in general", my personal shagability checkboxes would indeed follow the classic Porn Star theme's of Alive, Clean, Attractiveness, Boobs, Availability of orifices, Flexibility, and most definitely Amiable to doing fun and naughty things.
I would however expand Amiable to be more like Enthusiastic!!! lol There is very little, to me personally, that is sexier, and gets me hornier faster, than a partner who is openly enthusiastic about their sexuality and their intention to explore the realms thereof.
Unlike almost every single porn on the general market my own BIGGEST Top-Of-The-Listcheckboxes would be:
- Be openly Fun and Friendly (know how to smile!)
- Ability to Laugh and show your Enjoyment (no fake groans for heavens sake please)
- Willingness to openly share your own likes and dislikes (ie. If giving BJ's is not your thing, or if you really enjoy being rimmed, then be open and confident enough to say so)
- Willingness to be Actively involved (ie. DO instead of just passively BE DONE)
Oops, must go out now so will have to cut this short ...
So, in closing, I will simply add that the last absolutefor me personally is A CONNECTION ... It could be on almost any level but if there is no connection ... there is very little chance that things are going to get sexy between us! ;-)
L8TR all you faulty peeps :twisted:
@Lee - Love you stax as always ... Great fun topic and so well presented
@Stamina - EXTREMELY well said! ... Cannot agree with you more!
I have to admit that, "in general", my personal shagability checkboxes would indeed follow the classic Porn Star theme's of Alive, Clean, Attractiveness, Boobs, Availability of orifices, Flexibility, and most definitely Amiable to doing fun and naughty things.
I would however expand Amiable to be more like Enthusiastic!!! lol There is very little, to me personally, that is sexier, and gets me hornier faster, than a partner who is openly enthusiastic about their sexuality and their intention to explore the realms thereof.
Unlike almost every single porn on the general market my own BIGGEST Top-Of-The-Listcheckboxes would be:
- Be openly Fun and Friendly (know how to smile!)
- Ability to Laugh and show your Enjoyment (no fake groans for heavens sake please)
- Willingness to openly share your own likes and dislikes (ie. If giving BJ's is not your thing, or if you really enjoy being rimmed, then be open and confident enough to say so)
- Willingness to be Actively involved (ie. DO instead of just passively BE DONE)
Oops, must go out now so will have to cut this short ...
So, in closing, I will simply add that the last absolutefor me personally is A CONNECTION ... It could be on almost any level but if there is no connection ... there is very little chance that things are going to get sexy between us! ;-)
L8TR all you faulty peeps :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by LeeEC
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.
What an interesting and cool contribution! Yes, please explain what you mean in detail!
If a women moves well and ... well ... like a women in a easy sensual way then my mind is already blown.
When sitting somewhere, and just watching people pass by, there will always be a lady or two that just move in such an effortless manner. Somehow these ladies just stand out in a crowd for me and really really get my interest
Sex God
Quote by mymail069
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.
What an interesting and cool contribution! Yes, please explain what you mean in detail!
If a women moves well and ... well ... like a women in a easy sensual way then my mind is already blown.
When sitting somewhere, and just watching people pass by, there will always be a lady or two that just move in such an effortless manner. Somehow these ladies just stand out in a crowd for me and really really get my interest
I can relate to what you have said here, there is just something about them . ..
