Okay lets start a fun Fora....I DARE everybody to leave your thought when you have read this....
You can of course post as many comments as you like, or comment on a comment.
What kind of food reminds you of male or female genitalia when you eat it or see it??
You may also say why you think of a certain genitalia when naming your food product.
I will of course steal the first option....
Mussels ........ they look like Pussies, with their inner labia and outer labia and if you have a very good imagination you will even find a little clitoris before slurping that hot sweat tasting garlic mussel(pussy) into your hot waiting mouth to devour and even lick the juices from your lips with relish....
LMAO...feel seduced yet??
Perlemoen nadat jy dit uit die dop gehaal het voordat jy dit skoon maak. Dit is seker die naaste aan 'n harige vagina. Dit smaak ook hemels as jy dit reg voor berei wat noem mens dit foreplay
Quote by joyrider for me it is a cucumber and a carrot it lets me think of a mans pennis
Laughing this side...... Now Mr joyrider you ever consider carving a nice dildo outa such a huge cucumber?? or making some grooves along the side to increase satisfaction??? and talking about cucumbers takes my mind back to that VERY long ago *Big Brother show* where that one lady used a huge cucumber to show the world what she does with it.....
Quote by redbruce After eating a MANGO, I always seem to have at least one hair stuck between my teeth! ;-)
Oh lordy lord......Yes!!!! and the messy part as well, yeah?? All those sweet clingy sticky juices along side your chops and dripping down your chin that you need to lick off or wash off... But where to find mangoes that has hair these days, you only get those new kind with out the hair and they do NOT taste like the real golden oldie days mangoes
Quote by Adonis Perlemoen nadat jy dit uit die dop gehaal het voordat jy dit skoon maak. Dit is seker die naaste aan 'n harige vagina. Dit smaak ook hemels as jy dit reg voor berei wat noem mens dit foreplay
Heng Adonis, nie gedink aan `n perlemoen nie, maar noudat jy daarvan praat...NET so....`n harige pubis!!!!!! heng en Daai foreplay is `n lang uitgerekte proses voor mens die genot kan proe.
Quote by Mike_Pta I'll mention the bar one ice cream stick. It's long and hard and after a little effort you're treated to a sweet gooey treat in the middle.
Mike ON MY WAY to go buy a barone ice cream!!!!!!!!! OHhhhhh ...oh my word, reading the description of the barone.... you know what, this makes me wonder about you kiddo!!! You keeping something from us all???? Some secret maybe HUH, Huh, huh???? you know I will not judge wil just make you way more interesting... Now I do need to go read your profile if I missed something.....(smiling this side)
Okay guys...
Next food group from my side....
Asparagus
You guys EVER looked at one?? that soft head looks just like a nicely shaped penis head....
And if you dribble a bit off olive oil and coarse salt on it and bake it in the oven for a few minutes.. you have food from heaven....
You can even torture your sexy spouse/lover with it.....by sitting opposite them, take a asparagus by your fingers and suck the head into your mouth with your pouty lips, the oil will coat your lips,dribble down your chin.....and as you suck the stalk into your mouth WATCH on how your partners eyes will dilate........then lick the juices from your lips and catch the drops from your chin and suck your fingers clean.....SEXY hmmmmmm???
Ermm now my kinky mind is out of the box here....
To torture your guy after getting him all excited with the above....after eating, say two, such asparagus stalks in the above mentioned way....the third stalk you take, look your lover in his eyes...and bite the head right off......and see him grab his crotch....as if in protecting it....
Or you can feed it to your spouse....your choice....
Quote by Pussinboots1 After eating a MANGO, I always seem to have at least one hair stuck between my teeth! ;-)
Oh lordy lord......Yes!!!! and the messy part as well, yeah?? All those sweet clingy sticky juices along side your chops and dripping down your chin that you need to lick off or wash off... But where to find mangoes that has hair these days, you only get those new kind with out the hair and they do NOT taste like the real golden oldie days mangoes In Vaalie land we still get hairy mangoes - from the roadside vendors (the nice "vesellose-veselperskes" - I just LOVE that version of the name!! - come from Woollies and Food Lovers Market)... And you are so right about the juicy mess all over your face when you are finished eating / muffing... Oh boy!!!
@ redbruce
I had the best tasting mangoes *old school* before everything has been made into the hybrid fruits of today.
It was picked,fresh sun ripened, right off the tree, in the Kruger National Park at a rangers house I visited when I was working In Nelspruit for a year.
@ Mike_pta
LMAO babyjuice huh?? but you are right, if you want your baby juice enjoyed, pineapple juice is the way to go.
I checked the pineapple advert you linked, looks like the juice I bought a few weeks ago, that Pine apple juice (if it is the same) is thick and full of fiber from the pineapples, it is really nice, but too thick to enjoy as a drink when you are thirsty.
Now if we are to talk Pineapples for sexual use...hmmm okay....use it as a painful butt plug?? that is to say one`s butt can stretch that wide.....
Or if you peel it and take out the core, it will makes for a juicy masturbation toy for men!!!!
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it lets me think of a mans pennis
