Met with some friends this morning and we had fun and then I thought of an amusing incident that happened
We had a friend visit and as he was a blood donor he got to feeling guilty about fucking without a condom
A couple of visits and I was not interested as I love sperm so he came up with the idea that when he feels he wants to cum he will pull out and I would snip the top of the condom and he would get back in and cum. Problem solved
Not so, there I was with my cock in one hand and a scissor in the other. They started to get noisy and suddenly my African Grey decided to join in the fun and shouted Hoewee from the side of the bed
I cracked up, lost my erection, lost the scissor
Cant remember if they orgasmed but no more condom
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Amusing anecdote
I found this hilarious...now just wait untill the parrot starts yelling *Harder....Deeper... Now Now ...I can already see you and your loveys and the friends faces
BUT might I ask a question??
Why go to all the trouble of snipping the point of the condom ,cum,and then go back inside..then he can just aswell go bareback from the beginning..or would he have changed the condom??
BUT might I ask a question??
Why go to all the trouble of snipping the point of the condom ,cum,and then go back inside..then he can just aswell go bareback from the beginning..or would he have changed the condom?? The idea was that he would still be wearing the condom and sperm would flow out and he would still be protected
He no longer uses a condom, this was just a stage when he had a serious accident and started thinking, he has been fucking my wife in my presence for more than 12 years with his wife's permission, a genuine guy
OMW OMW this guy and you need some SERIOUS *sex* safety talk...
But I hope by now he and you knows by cutting the condom He is NOT safe nor is his partner nor am you who is drinking his sperm.
I so sitting here giggling...:) I can just see that parrot walking up and down on a perch tail feathers spread,and wings half open while he screeches *hoewee*while watching you guys with beady eyes.....
But I hope by now he and you knows by cutting the condom He is NOT safe nor is his partner nor am you who is drinking his sperm.
I so sitting here giggling...:) I can just see that parrot walking up and down on a perch tail feathers spread,and wings half open while he screeches *hoewee*while watching you guys with beady eyes..... 