What is the best pick-up line you have heard or used?

Warming the Bed

2 likes 20 Sep 2013

Lets face it...there are some that are cheesy, some so lame they are embarrasing and others that are just beyond belief! But which ones actually work? Think back and share...who knows maybe you will hear it again!

Mike_Pta

Orgasminator

0 likes 20 Sep 2013

Here's a set of the best ones

cumminglinguist

Warming the Bed

2 likes 20 Sep 2013

...which ones have you used! Come on... dont take the lazy way out! flipa

Unknown User

0 likes 21 Sep 2013

Ha ha, I think the measure of how good a pick up line is, might just be the gullibility of the chick in question.... rotflmao

SDM

Sex God

1 like 21 Sep 2013

Quote by LeeEC
Ha ha, I think the measure of how good a pick up line is, might just be the gullibility of the chick in question....

Or the levels of inebriation . . . lol

Unknown User

0 likes 23 Sep 2013

Hi, my name's Norman. I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears..........

Unknown User

1 like 23 Sep 2013

@ Norman_Smth That pick up line will make me ask me to show me by showing me your tongue... I would then proceed to grab your tongue and pull it right out your mouth and jam anything sharp right through it... Just to see if you can scream and breath through your ears as you so eloquently profess to do. (Me looking very innocent right now)

Mike_Pta

Orgasminator

3 likes 23 Sep 2013

I've don't the one where you ask to borrow a girls phone to call a friend then call you own phone instead. Then when it rings save her number and say thanks, chat later.

cumminglinguist

Warming the Bed

1 like 23 Sep 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Norman_Smth
That pick up line will make me ask me to show me by showing me your tongue...
I would then proceed to grab your tongue and pull it right out your mouth and jam anything sharp right through it...
Just to see if you can scream and breath through your ears as you so eloquently profess to do.
(Me looking very innocent right now)

LOL! Right PIB...but what if he is being honest? And the innocent look fools no-one!

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Sep 2013

Hi I like the way you laugh, I would like to chat to you to hear more, by the way my name is X and yours? but then its been thirty plus years ago that I needed to use pic up lines.

Unknown User

0 likes 22 Oct 2013

We'll for me, I distinguish between "pick up lines on the site" and "pickup lines" outside of the lifestyle. Personally, I have a quite a high "conversion" rate. I was fortunate enough to be taught and learn specific techniques for being seen as interesting by a woman. I don't like the term pick up line. Mainly because, to "pick someone up" is to be seen as interesting, to be magnetic and demonstrate some sort of appealing quality. I have a fixed formula that tends to work for me, but everyone is different. Guys tend to think they need to use a cheesy line or impress a woman. And those guys, thank you! You make it so much easier for me ;-)

Faust

Forum Virgin

2 likes 12 Dec 2013

One that got me moered quite often... My face would be leaving in 10 minutes and you should be on it.. Somehow that never seemed to work. lol

Unknown User

1 like 26 Aug 2014

Holy shit you're gorgeous has worked or Look down at her shoes then her eyes Nice shoes! Fancy a fuck? Didn't always work but it had its moments

Unknown User

1 like 27 Aug 2014

I seem to have lost my phone number... can I borrow yours? Have you got any German in you?... Want some? I would love to take you out to my car and have my way with you in the back seat, only problem is that Ferrari's don't have back seats. That's a nice dress... Would look even better scrumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning. Point of fact: None of these has ever worked... :sad:

Unknown User

0 likes 28 Sep 2014

lol ever tried Hi my name is ...... lol Having said that any good clean pick up line could possibly work if you know how to use it properly

Andre3000

Warming the Bed

0 likes 2 Feb 2015

I could never think of pickup line other than just to show high value...But if you look at it like that.... You should walk up to a girl with you back straight up..chest bulged forward...look the girl dead in the eye....tell her to come closer to you..but do not loose eye contact...And if she is about 3 nose lengths away from you....You start to Yodel. I am sure that would knock any Granny-MILF of her chair and the younger girls would not know what hit them.

steelcobra

Warming the Bed

1 like 4 Feb 2015

fuck me if i'm wrong, but i think your name is sara. :grin:

bobsmith

Forum Virgin

2 likes 7 Feb 2015

Well best "pick up" line was actually two words, and it worked,one night while at a bar/club there was this gorgeous woman who had been harrassed most of the night by single guys so i never got a chance to actually chat or meet her , so i bought a condom out the vending machine, wrote my cell number on the wrapper, walked over placed it in front of her , and said call me. Well to my surprise, next day i got a call asking if i wanted to go on a date.

Nsizwa

Forum Virgin

0 likes 20 Feb 2016

Man: Do I know you or you just look familiar?

Woman:...maybe I look familiar.

Man: Can I get to know you?

It works better in is'Zulu, but it works.

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Mar 2016

Want to come back and watch porn at my place? I just got a 40 inch mirror.

springbok125

Forum Virgin

0 likes 28 Mar 2016

Want a 40inch organ too? You close right.

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Mar 2016

sitting in a bus in Reno a few years ago on a hunting show, attractive blonde woman sitting next to me- sniff sniff and a tear, I look at her in the eyes and my soul stirs, she looks at me and I quote "under a Tuscan sun" please don't be so sad, otherwise I will be forced to make love to you...

well we killed laughing, we went out drinking that night and she ended up staying with me in my hotel room for three nights

Joe_Domingo

Forum Virgin

2 likes 14 Apr 2016

I saw a sexy young women appear to be harassed by an obnoxious guy. I walked up to her and witnessed in her ear "do you want to get rid of this guy?" to which she replied YES!. I the told her to kiss me passionately...she hesitated thinking for a second and then she agreed amd stuck her tongue down my throat. by the time we came up for air, the guy had moved on. smile

bob969

Warming the Bed

0 likes 16 Feb 2017

"Do you believe in love at first sight or must I walk past again?" Never used it but love it!

Unknown User

0 likes 15 Feb 2018

Man : Excuse me...are you wearing space panties

Chick: no why?

Man: because you have a arse out of this world....

Sometimes it works

Unknown User

1 like 13 Jan 2019

Something I would like to know. When you meet someone who you would like to see again, what could be a line to use to find out if they are perhaps lifestylers?? Wifey and I met someone yesterday and it was in a business environment. Couldn't flirt. Kept the conversation on business. Mrs wanted to ask if she was also bi. We left with the question hanging. Very frustrating. So... how can one approach someone else without been kicked in the groin?