Edit for those idiots who obviously cannot understand what they read.

If you are not attracted to BBW/ BHM scroll past!

WE DO NOT DO QUICKY DAYTIME HOOKUPS!!!

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, GOOD LUCK, BUT SCROLL PAST US!

1st. What can we say. First be well! 

2nd. So many dumb ass guys that think cocks make them special, they do not!

3rd. We actually show our faces, if you are happy to show every bit of your wife, but hide yourself, you are disrespecting her, and obviously hiding something. 

We show where we live, and we are actually real. 

MY WIFE WILL NOT MEET UP, NOR PLAY WITHOUT ME!

Happily married, having fun and enjoying each other every minute.

We are a couple who only play together. 

We Love Beer. 

Larger built, BBW and BBM, but very fun loving. 

So if that is a issue please move on. We are not super models, nor do we expect others to be. 

We are Bi friendly, and learning more every time. 

WE LOVE BEER!

VERY IMPORTANT, READ BELOW:

Guys a dick pic wont get you anywhere. We will have to click personality wise first. 

And at least show Face photos (Non negotiable) , we know not everyone is as open and willing to share their face pictures on sites like these, however, privately sending us your pictures is none negotiable, on the site or via e-mail.

PLEASE READ THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH!

Friend requests that just show dick pics or NO pics or No face Pic will be deleted.

NNB: EVERYONE:

We are very social, we expect EVERYONE to meet, have a social evening, and if it feels natural we will all end up having fun. This cuts out the "Wam bang" crowd. 

IF you don't drink, we most likely won't "click".

Pls note, We Don't do coffee dates, coffee is for drinking the morning after!

We do beer, brandy, vodka, Jagermeister,  braai, and flirt and dance dates first!!!

WE DON'T DO DAYTIME HOOKUPS, DON'T WASTE OUR TIME AND YOURS, as most times, this is just people who are cheating on their spouse. And we actually do have lives to live. 

That being said before we take the next step all parties have to agree we want to. 

At the very least we all would have have had a nice stress free night out. 

At the most we would all be enjoying our coffee in the morning. 

We only play together and it is about enjoying any experiences together. 

Don't ask if we will consider playing alone, we will block you, as that is plain disrespectful! 

We have a nice collection of toys, from vibrators, dildos, small to BIG, anal toys, bondage straps, vibrating cock rings and strap-on harness. And enjoy poppers now and again. 

We use them for pleasure and they are always hygienically cleaned and stored after use.

We believe in hygiene, so please Clean and Safe is the word.

That said we believe in constantly growing sexually and trying new things.

And look forward to meeting lots of interesting people. 

Colored, White and Indian couples/ singles welcome.

Now READ it all again, and decide if we are a match for you, and if you are a match for us.