Things you should know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying.
Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she is a drinker.
Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'll place my
undergarments on the table. Fold them in three and place in your
handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I
dislike women who aren't shallow.
A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I'm 6foot&4inches. Those are two measurements.