Im a young professional that works hard and plays harder. Im a master when it comes to a battle of wits... I have a very sharp sense of humour and not afraid to us it on unsuspecting victims.

But...

Lets call a spade a spade and accept what this site is...

Things Ive learned over time:

1. Mens cant read, yes I know, Im a guy... But let me spell it out for the neandethals.

I AM NOT GAY, STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS!!!!

2. Even though the site says Swinging Heaven (this should have been your first clue). Ladies, please, your full of it, this is not a dating site, dont treat it as such.

3. Time is something I do not have a lot of, so please respect it, If I can be on time, so can you.

4. Move along if you want to play games, DO NOT message me a 100 times and if I respond act like Im the needy one, or didnt read your profile.

What do I bring to the table?

I cant hold an intelligent conversation, from knitting patterns to when the next polar bear uprising will be.

Please be able to string more than 3 consecutive words together.

I will open a door, pull a chair out or get up if you leave the table, its called manners.

I am witty, charming with a splash of a dark side.

I live my life on my terms and to the best of my abilities. I will book a day at the retirment home if I want a sermon on my life choices.

If youve managed to get this far and havent shored up your windows or grabbed for the holy water, then please feel free to get in contact with me.

Cheers and piece out