Guys, really just the most relaed guy out there. I am new to lifestyle. Be gentle on the the newbie!!! Please. Also, I am quite adventurous.... so don't be too gentle ....... Let's find the middle ground that suites us all. I like to laugh, and then more, and then more, so if you don't have a sense of humour or cannot take some acerbic wit, please don't contact .... Then again, if you have the most amazing personality and bods, then I'm you're man - Pun intended for your Leonard Cohen Fanatics....

Anyway, over to you Mr. Sulu....