Run away little girl,

I'm a selfish prick. I look much better than the majority of these pussy hounds. I do what I want when I want. You are my bitch and not the other way around. I'm smart enough to not blow my hard earned cash on a cupcake with a golden vagina. I wouldn't touch the majority of these Capetonian ditch pigs with my enemies love stick. I respect myself too much.

Lets simplify this. The ideal woman for me can suck a stress ball through a hosepipe, and she turns into a six-pack and a cheese burger every night at 6.

Buzz me if you're my ideal woman.