It would be unfair of me to go a-travellin’ for the first two weeks in December and leave my slave here in Pretoria without a cock to service her appetites, twice or thrice weekly. So, a sincere advert, no BS:

My slave is 30, super-super sexy and petite, in a thoroughly professional career. Which means, discretion is required. She’s a talented lover, with great stamina. 

We are searching for a stand-in cock for while I’m away. 

Age, unimportant, but looks are. A good-sized tool, with stamina and technique, definitely counts for much. If you cannot remain fully hard for 2 hours or more, you’ll simply feel embarrassed. One shouldn’t… let a lady down. 

You must love giving oral sex. 

Kinks, preferred but not required. 

Safe sex, certainly. 

Race-specific. 

And NSA: despite the heavenly experiences you’ll have with her, no attachments beyond December are allowed.

— Yes, this is an incredible opportunity for the lucky guy we choose, but please understand from the very beginning that nothing more is permitted than unattached sex. 

You must have your own private venue in Pretoria where you will service her appetites. 

Bravado will get you nowhere. 

Quiet confidence will get you an invitation to coffee some place public. If your message, giving very briefly your qualifications for this adventure, shows what we’re looking for, we’ll invite you to coffee some place public. 

If we click there, we will invite you over once as voyeur, with no participation. 

After that, for a while, my slave will be in your hands. So to speak.