Happily married couple, new to the scene and looking for the right guy to chat with the wife.

We’re looking for someone who knows how to initiate a conversation and, more importantly, knows how to keep one flowing. You need to be respectful, understand boundaries, not be pushy, and accept from the outset that this is strictly about chatting. If your expectation is to eventually meet up, this probably isn’t the ad for you.

She’s going to be very selective about who she chooses to engage with, so effort matters. If your opening message consists of a one-liner, chances are you won’t make the grade. A thoughtful, detailed introduction that actually gives her something to respond to is far more likely to get her attention.

And guys, please — if your idea of making an impression is sending a shitload of dick pics, save yourself the trouble. You’ll simply be blocked. She’s looking for a man who can lead a conversation, keep things interesting and engage her mentally, rather than someone who immediately turns everything sexual.

Part of the fantasy is chatting with a married or involved guy, so that would definitely be a bonus, but single guys are welcome too.

Essentially, she’s looking for a long-term “chat buddy” — someone she can talk to regularly, get to know and genuinely enjoy chatting with. The conversation can certainly have its naughty moments, but it doesn’t need to revolve around erotic talk ALL the time.

Just be a normal, interesting guy who knows how to communicate and doesn’t only think with his dick.

She’ll only respond to messages that genuinely catch her attention, so if you decide to reply, give her a reason to want to reply back.