Look people ... I guess most people do not want to read ... i see many profiles where the people are complaining about it. And yes its a long read but it is what it is. lets try again. Firstly .. We are an overweight couple. If overweight people are not your cup of tea then no need to read further. Bi sexual couple when we want to be. Mr does not play with often. Lets just say the tools don't work well, althou the mouth works just fine. FRIENDS .... we are looking for friends with benefits and n...