Helloo Ladies, I was off the map for a while, but now I'm baaack. Anyway, I'm new to the swinging scene, so perhaps there's a nice, kind, but extremely horny lady or two who wouldn't mind showing me the ropes and holding my hand until I get the swing of things. Previously I used to pop in at bars in order to seek some open-minded adult fun. But, no, it wasn't for me. Nowadays, people at clubs and bars (in general) seem to have become quite pushy and loud. I realise the world is a lot more crowde...